Let's fast forward...after Stern is off the air, Beth divorce timeline??

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    2016: Howard Stern off the air..Beth HGTV gigs & Society Life covers have dried up..she leaves him.....

    Hampton's and Florida won't accept Beth as a 'socialite"

    What will she do? What will he do?
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I think it will be much like it is now. She will live her life, he will live his. There really is no reason for them to get divorced.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    They will get divorced. She in angry that she didn't have kids..her career is so Dlist...she will hate him for it.
     
  4. Bye You!

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    and he will hate her for spending his marboes.
     
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    A $52M mansion..I would say YES!!
     
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    My money's on Beth getting on some horrible Z-List reality show, having a fling with another cast member, and it being a minor scandal on whatever the TMZ of the day is at that point.
     
  7. chuk

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    Yes, but it was a trade-off. She has the life of a billionaire. She had 2 choices: 1) Marry someone less wealthy, but better looking and willing to have kids, etc. (Von Holt) 2) Marry a hideous monster and live the life of the rich and famous (Howard). She is not pretty enough to have it all. She could never have landed a Brad Pitt, Leo, etc. She made her choice, and I believe she is happy with it.
     
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    After divorce "Real Housewives of the Hamptons". or "Manhattan" or "601 Country Lane"
     
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    2016? I'm thinking October/November 2013.

    Many reasons why:

    1) 5 year marriage anniversary. Prenup cliff for a big payoff will be reached.
    2) No kids. Beth wants kids desperately, Howard doesn't want them at any cost.
    3) Beth is old. She looks older than she is and her fame whoring is not working out. She will need to find another husband soon who will give her kids and that ain't gonna be easy if she's 45.
     
  10. Divorce Chicken

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    First, if it's Howie's choice, he's not making a move until Ben and Rae are gone. Katie Lee's already whispering in Beff's ear, so it will be an easy transition for her. Howie will either shrug if off or be devastated, depending on how much cash he gets scammed for. Hopefully, he can renew his relationship with his daughters and possible grandchildren if the girls end up with men.
     
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    women don't need to love the man
    they need to love the lifestyle
    howard bought the florida mansion to keep beth
    betho loves the lifestyle
     
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    His kids will hate her worse when they find out how much has been actually drained from their Trust Funds . . . :giggle:
     
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  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Once she passes the child-bearing point, they may well never divorce. Her move would have to be made really soon.
     
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    If Beth is smart, she will divorce Howard before this contract runs out so she can maximise her settlement.

    Howard believes that he has a perfect prenup (rumoured to pay Beth 2 million of each year they are together). *
    The thing he don't understand is that a decent lawyer can have the pre-nup thrown out. A pre-nup is not walid if its signed under threat. For example: "I will not marry you unless you sign the pre-nup."

    Without pre-nup the settlement will include "feature earnings". Since judges are retarded they will just look at Howards Sirius contract that pays Howard /One12 over 80 million/year + advertising share.

    Beth goal is only to get this to trial, and the extort Howard. Just like Howard did with Sirius. Karma is a bitch.

    * Beth is an escort, the marryan one. Lets say that Beth/Howard make love 50 times/year = 40000 dollar each time she fucks him. Men are always fucked one way or another...

    ** But.. They are not married = why Beth haven't changed her name. The mysterious "first real wedding". Did it happen? The second big wedding with all the celebes = The minister admitted it was fake.
     
  15. BethSucks

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    Beth only has to say three words to get Wig to open the checkbook: Oh My Marriage