Let's Finish This Week On A Fun Note... Give us your best dirty joke.

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  1. BuffaloTom

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    A 14yr old boy ran into his house yelling "mom mom come quick, I have great news!" The mother asked "what is it, what's so exciting!" "I had sex for the first time today!" replied the boy The mother gasped, raised her hand and slapped the boy across the face. "get up to your room and stay ther until your father gets home!!" yelled the mother. An hour later the boys father arrived home, got the update from the mother and went upstairs to talk to the boy.
    "So I hear you had sex for the first time today" said the father "Your mother is upset, but I think this is something for a father and son to celebrate! What do you say we go and get you that motor-bike you’ve been asking for?" "wow, answered the boy, "But do you think we can wait until tomorrow, my ass is still killing me!!"
     
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    My favorite joke is "Give Rodney a chance". It's not dirty, though.
     
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    A white woman overhears an Indian woman in the produce section of the grocery:

    Indian woman (in thick Indian accent): "These potatoes reminded me of my husbands balls"

    White woman: "Wow, your husbands balls are that big???"

    Indian woman; "No, but they are just as dirty."
     
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    What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Retarded things only come out of her vagina some of the time.


    God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt for once.
     
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    The teacher in the 1st grade class was teacher her students three syllable words. She asked the class if anyone knew any and little Susie raied her hand. Yes Susie? said the teacher and Susie said, Favorite. The teacher said great! now can you use it in a sentence? And Susie said chocolate is my favorite ice cream flavor. Next little Billy raised his hand and said Monitor. Again the teacher asked him to use it in a sentence and he said, My computer monitor is very big. Then no one else raised their hand except for Dirty Johnny and the teacher knew better than to call on him. Well no one else was raising their hand so she called on him and he said, Urinate. She was a little ticked off but she realized it was a three syllable word so she then asked him to use it in a sentence. He said, Urinate but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten!
     
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    Ahh, the good old days
     
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    What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

    A quarter pounder with cheese.
     
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    Hate Palin, but that sucked
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.


    He said, "What are you doing father?"


    "It's called masturbating.” the priest replied, "You'll be doing this soon."


    "Why father?" he asked.

    "Because my wrist is killing me.” the priest replied. :rs:
     
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    Youre a bad person. :nono:
     
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    And that's how it's done Stern68
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    Here's a fabulous joke...Howard Stern:wigtip:
     
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    I really hate how politically correct the world is getting. I cant even say "Black paint" anymore, I have to say "Hey Jamal, can you please paint that wall for me?"
     
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    What's the fastest animal in Ethiopia?

    The Ethiopian Chicken!
     
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    Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?
    Father: It means 'to be happy'.
    Son: Are you gay?
    Father: No, son. I have a wife.
     
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    How do you make a hormone?


    Kick her in the stimach...