Let's fuck with this guy from craigslist.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, May 8, 2012.

  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't know if you've ever perused CL personals, but it's hilarious.
    Today my friend forwarded me a posting from the "missed connections" section that is obviously directed at me. My car is very distinctive-looking and he described it to a T. He went on to call me "mami", talk about "dat ass" and say how he'd like to lick me "from snail to tail"...

    Obviously a classy guy.

    So my first instinct was to fuck with him. And I figured why keep it to myself? I could make it fun for all of us! :c

    SO I've requested the help of a few Salooners with whom I've shared this guy's contact info so that he's receiving lots of emails from lots of different sources. I figure we can come up with ideas of shit to send him that will be amusing to US but to him will be confusing and ultimately a nuisance.
    It'd be funny if there were some continuity or repetition as well. So he's getting all this stupid shit from all these people but so many of the pics have this same dude's creepy face, or so many of the emails contain references to midgets, limo drivers or some dude named schmoopy.

    ELIASBOY has already volunteered his services as far as funny photoshop ideas, etc. :yay:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :mad:
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    what a homo :lol:
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I don't think I want this guy to have my Email address. :worried:
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Kinda sounds like your kind of guy! :dontknow:










    :dance:
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Was I supposed to reveal that? :lol:
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    So, are you going to meet up with him?
     
  8. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    send me some used panties and i will wear them, send them to the next person and then we will send em to him.
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ok gimme some ideas to send. I'm in. How do I send anon?
     
  10. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    You don't have some kidna bullshit account for miscellaneous shit like this?
    Plus I think you can anonymize it if you use the CL link to send the reply.

    Very funny but I'm not into Puerto Ric- I mean... Craigslist posters.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was one of the chosen few but I don't think I wanna partake in this.
     
  12. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I guess "snail" is a euphemism for vagina? :dontknow:
     
  13. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    might be a sale in there
     
  14. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fine then just donate your ideas.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Well I know that when a girl rubs her wet vag on a guy's skin, it's called a "snail trail", so that seems logical :dontknow:
     
  16. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    do you have a tattoo of a snail?
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    "Dizzamn grrrl, I'd lick you from snail to tail." :jj:


    I'm using that line.
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    It could even be a poster from here. He or she might be reading this thread right now.
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I could use some drama in my boring life though. :bigthink:
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    When did you go from telling Madcat's "chubby hubby" to "calm down" to being such a quivering faggot?