I don't know if you've ever perused CL personals, but it's hilarious. Today my friend forwarded me a posting from the "missed connections" section that is obviously directed at me. My car is very distinctive-looking and he described it to a T. He went on to call me "mami", talk about "dat ass" and say how he'd like to lick me "from snail to tail"... Obviously a classy guy. So my first instinct was to fuck with him. And I figured why keep it to myself? I could make it fun for all of us! SO I've requested the help of a few Salooners with whom I've shared this guy's contact info so that he's receiving lots of emails from lots of different sources. I figure we can come up with ideas of shit to send him that will be amusing to US but to him will be confusing and ultimately a nuisance. It'd be funny if there were some continuity or repetition as well. So he's getting all this stupid shit from all these people but so many of the pics have this same dude's creepy face, or so many of the emails contain references to midgets, limo drivers or some dude named schmoopy. ELIASBOY has already volunteered his services as far as funny photoshop ideas, etc.