Lets get something perfectly clear about Yoda being a NY Times Best seller

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Just the facts...


    Yoda was #7 in Children's Picture books

    PICTURES as in drawn by Devin Crane... i.e. Beth had nothing to do with

    Yoda was beaten by THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES, by B. J. Novak. which was #1

    Some of the children's books that beat out Yoda the cat last week have been out for years with zero press

    zero
    appearances on talk shows or the need to tell the world they have cheated on every person they dated..

    In fact HALF of the books on the NY Times best sellers list have sat on the list for 2 years!....





    So Howard threw a party for Beth to celebrate Yoda being a NY Times Best sellers list ...


    well for the record WIGGY .... Snooki is a NY Times best seller

    SO SUCK A DICK

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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Let's make something perfectly clear. As long as Howard has something he can spin and hype of him or Beth, he will. Howard doesn't care that Beth sold like a thousand books, he loves the fact that he can now tout her as a New Times Best Selling Author. That is all this is about. Making Beth more famous.
     
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    Still would drop my demon seed in snooki!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i am away of howard's motive.. but his words are so shallow these days that its so easy to disprove everything he says

    and lets be honest i am sure howard throws a party for beth when she doesn't miss the toilet bowl
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    stop the clock.. at that pace she is going to make someone a turkish millionaire
     
  7. Uncle Larry

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    Beefus is now a two-time NYT best-selling author - no need to mention those pesky details about making the list for one week in a picture book category or that she needed co-authors to help write her 2 masterpieces.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Oh......She 's getting "Famous" Alright..........
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  9. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    He is not targeting us. He is targeting the lemmings who still believe everything he says.
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:
    I'm sure my friends who have worked for years on their novels are so pleased.
     
  11. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I was just saying in another thread that I was surprised that Howard and Beth released this book because Howard cannot control the sales and if it's a flop, everyone will know it.

    Thanks for giving me the answer.
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    This might be some kind of record. Has there ever been another person who can't read that has "written" two books to make the charts of the NY Times. The only sad thing for Beth is she was actually unable to read that she made the list and Howard had to read it to her.
     
  13. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I want to co-write her next book... I bet howard writes a fat shut-the-fuck-up check. Best part is that its a fucking PICTURE book
    she needed help navigating words like Cat, and The
     
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  14. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    You reach a point where you've told so many lies, that it's impossible for you to tell the truth.

    Your 1st lie has to be supported by a 2nd lie which requires a 3rd lie to stand.

    You get the picture....
     
  15. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    NY Times hasn't been relevant or respected since the Nixon administration.
     
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    Ahem, he made a party
     
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    Just think. They are $7.43 closer to the kitten ranch with all the sales of this book.
     
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    Not even that (exchange rate is 2:1).

    However, I do think she'll contribute 7 million to Kunt's Kitten Kondo....
















    ...7 million Indonesian Rupiah, or around $570 US.
     
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    ...and Howard to pay for it all.