Let's Help Howard Re-File His Lawsuit

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Martina, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Martina

    Martina New Member

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    Do we want to help a billionaire? Maybe he will give us a free Beth O Calendar if our ideas are chosen.

    Some ideas to get started. Howard's attorneys can compile the following new material to submit on appeal:

    1) Submit a petition signed by Howard's family that he is an honest guy

    2) Howard is to sign an affidavit that he is in a stable relationship

    3) Robin is to sign an affidavit that America will fall in love with Howard once AGT airs

    4) Submit a photo of Beth, no one can resist her charm, male or female (she goes both ways anyway).

    5) Submit a signed petition from Howard's fan(s) that he is an innocent victim of trusting a verbal promise from a bunch of CEO's

    6) Howard relied upon that promise by buying Beth the Mom Caves TV show on HGTV. Now Beth has to return it which causes damage to her career and future livelihood.

    7) Howard relied upon the promise of a bonus and bought off a bunch of tabloids so they only print stories showing his love for his wife (attach photo of them at the Knicks Game), now his future livelihood is at stake should they start to print negative stories.


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  2. MarvelComics85

    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    You're 17 days too late for and April Fool's Day joke. :nono:
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Tie the judge down and force her to listen to The Wrap Up Show/Fat Guy Show/Geektime for 24-7 until she gives in.
     
  4. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ron howard has enough money
     
  5. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    They could listen to the interviews of the old ladies going into AGT that voice their hatred of Howard, and then when they come out they say they don't hate him quite as much.