Let's just admit it, farting after Taco Bell is gambling...

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    Eating Taco Bell is gambling.
     
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    I call my Taco Bell diarrhea "reggie cum"
     
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    They should serve Cracklins.
     
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    Remember the bell beefer :derp:
     
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    I can't eat Taco Bell at all anymore. I get dysentery every time.
     
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    I went to Taco Bell for the last time in 1999...

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    Long John Silvers is in the same realm as taco bell for rupturing your o-ring
     
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    Everything at that places tastes the same.
    Everything.

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    I haven't had Taco Bell in a couple years. I'm not sure if the guy serving my food was worse than the food. He barely had fingernail.s Bitten down to basically nothing. Yuck
     
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    Taco Bell keeps me regular.
     
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    The terrifying bit is when you get that platter and can't honestly tell by sight, smell, or taste whether or not you're currently eating the chicken or fish.
     
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    I miss Long John silvers

    Would go there every week and one weekend the place was boarded up :(
     
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    We have a few in town.
    Never go.
     
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    When I was a kid I worked at a place next to taco bell. We ran out of lettuce and grabbed a couple of bags from them to get us through the day. It's pre-shredded in these sealed bags.

    That is some disturbing shit. I found it a solid month later, opened it and the lettuce was perfectly crisp. It tasted like it was cut the day before. I still eat there because I assume they had to feed 50 bags to some mice and they didn't get cancer. They may have shit up their cage like no tomorrow, but they didn't get cancer.
     
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