Let's make a list of questions that Howard typically poses to is A-list guests...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    and lets see tomorrow how many of these we get right...

    1. Ever bang anyone famous?

    2. How much are you worth? I read on the internet that you are worth conservatively (insert amount)

    3. How big is your cock?
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    ever orgy?
    hash oil?
    do you think your success had anything to do with your terrible parents?
     
  3. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    ever been in a threesome?

    ever had a gay experience?

    Last week, Jay Thomas interviewed Chazz Palmenteri on his 104 show. What a contrast between his style - ie., letting the man TALK for godsakes - and Howchie's string of predictable, adolescent-boy-type questions.
     
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    we are in commercial now but when we come back from break can you tell me how beautiful and amazing my wife is? Maybe even tell me that she is an angel.
     
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    Do you feel that your success was, in a sense, a way to get back at your father?
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    you know im a judge?
     
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    anal?
     
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    When was the last time Howard had an A-list guest?:dontknow:
     
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    Do you still go to Temple? or You still go to Temple?
     
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    Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story?
     
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    Some of Howard's favorites lately seem to involve whether the guy "pulls out" before "blowing his load" and where he "finishes". Not surprising considering Howard's cock obsession, but it's kind of disturbing to hear a creepy old man ask those types of questions. Another of the many cringe-worthy moments on Howard's show.
     
  12. WillyBest

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    You forgot the most important part:

    4. NEVER ask a follow-up question and NEVER slow down long enough to let them finish completely.
     
  13. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

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    Don't you think, on some level, you wanted to show your father........
     
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    are you lost?