WTF Let's make a screenplay

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rhiannon, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    The first line is, "It was a dark and stormy night when...."
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The loneliest man in the world created a thread.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    But for you.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You're not sticking to the format.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    And the loneliest man created a great pop song, but he was so lonely no one heard it.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    It was a southern listening song, skynyrd maybe, and it was a lament of the lost...
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    Well fuck you.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    How about balderdash?
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    Super bored I am.
     
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    i love my dead gay son
     
  11. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    H
    hey heather.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    I hate my own thread.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    Myriad
     
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    "quite by accident, I soiled my undergarments"
     
  15. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    Due to a cat caught underfoot.
     
  16. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    write a sitcom featuring a human family that got abducted by aliens and their space craft didnt have enough alien juice to return the humans to earth so they now have to fit in to alien society and get jobs and the kids have to go to school and shit
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    basically just write coneheads again but switch the roles of coneheads and humans


    which come to think of it sounds funnier than coneheads so definitely hash this out
     
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    It was a dark and stormy night when I soaked though my depends.
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think that's been done:
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    And......scene!