Let's Make and Name Mario's Signature Drink

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Now that Mario is training to be a bartender he needs a signature drink. sweet, fruity, spicy, hot? What best suits our favorite faegala?

    We need to name it too
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    bleach and furniture polish with vodker. CAll it the Gary
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Super Mario's Gaytorade

    Gator Semen, lime juice, rubbing alcohol
     
  4. AnimalGod

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    Mario's new drink could have godiva chocolate infused vodka , chocolate liqueur, chocolate syrup and a hersheys kiss. Call it the fudge packer.
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Whatever is in it, call it the Dirty Starfish :coffee:
     
  6. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    sugar daddy (no specific ingredients)
     
  7. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

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    The Popoff:

    Popov vodka, some other shit.
     
  8. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    ohhhhhhhhhh good one. I think Gil did that one :dontknow:
     
  9. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    The rim job (can sprinkle brown sugar around the glass) :dontknow:
     
  10. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Homo-hito
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This is the best one if completed
     
  12. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    How about the Frozen Gerbil?

    Vodka and D-Con
     
  13. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I know that was supposed to be offensive but I that actually sounds really good.
     
  14. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    lets keep it no homo and I want the word super to be infused in it.
     
  15. Vyb

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    Popov vodka + cream. (Basically a White Russian without the Kahlua and with Popov brand vodker.)

    Call it the Popov Cum Guzzler.
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Crickets as usual.
     
  17. DogStar69

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    The Mario

    Midori
    Amaretto
    Rum
    Irish Cream
    OJ
     
  18. DogStar69

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    Blended pizza and Vodka.
     
  19. AnimalGod

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    I really debated posting it. I didn't want to offend you but I thought you might appreciate it and I was pretty sure you could take a joke.
     
  20. Husker Riley

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    Mario's Supertini.

    Vodka, pickled jalepeno juice, vermooth, and a couple slices of fresh jalepeno for garnish,