Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Honkey Donkey, Jan 16, 2016.
brag about stuff you never did here
it's the internet-- if you didn't brag about fake shit you'd quickly run outta stuff to type
I was a lineman for the county.
I just assume everyone here is full of shit. And enjoy the stories.
I coined the phrase "Pardon my French"
4 touchdowns in a single game
I really am naive
Wow ! Realy ?
I put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
I fucked all the girls on saved by the bell before the bell rang.
None of them were safe from me .
I shot J.R. Ewing in 1980...just saying
I once shot a man for snoring
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I was there the day @Capn Crud started the phrase, 'no shit, Sherlock," in high school. Saw it happen. As soon as I got home, I called @jdwhatever and @banksy to tell them about it.
I invented take a penny leave a penny .
When I was still a mischievous youth, I threw an apple at my asshole neighbor and hit him in the head. His name was Isaac Newton. I still remember that prick's face.
I was the first guy in history to know the difference between shit and shinola .
The world owes me .
Back in the early 60's, I worked at a small gun store in Texas. Two days before I quit, I met the nicest guy. I even remember his name. Lee Oswald. He just had determination oozing out of him. We had a bit of small talk and he convinced me that if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. Inspired me to quit that job and go back to school. No idea what happened to him, but I've thought of looking him up and thanking him for the way he changed my life.