Let's Nuke Syria Afghanastan.

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  1. FCCstandards

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    Will this affect my 2pm at the driving range?
     
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    I would launch nukes at Raqqa and Mosul. Civilian casualties wouldn't be a concern the civilians on the battlefield all are now refugees in Europe.
     
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    Better yet, call in Iran, Turkey, Jordan, and the Saudis and tell them this:

    "Combined, you have 5 million soldiers. iSIS has 29,000. Either you invade together and fix this. Or, we're going in with tactical nukes, create a massive flow of refugees, and all of our borders will be closed to them. We will instead send the refugees to you."

    "So, your choice: either you're cleaning up this, or you're taking on 4 million refugees after Putin, NATO, and the U.S. Military get finished mopping the floors."
     
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    You realize Iran has already been fighting ISIS? The Shia militias in Baghdad that are funded and equipped by Iran are the only reason ISIS doesn't currently occupy Baghdad and Southern Iraq.


    Turkey has cut off water to ISIS held territory in Northern Iraq. They can't fight ISIS because the Kurds are already fighting ISIS and the Kurds are also enemies of Turkey.
     
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    Have you been to TopGolf?
     
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    I do, and that's all fine and good. The Jordanians have made a show of being involved as well. But it's obvious a deeper commitment is needed.

    By the way, let's sweeten the pot for those guys: tell them they can keep the land when they're done exterminating those animals.
     
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    You don't even need to threaten nukes...just cut off all trade. No more oil export.
     
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    Nope. ..but it looks fun
     
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    I would have turned Faluja into Dresden..that garbage dump was not worth one american life and it's back in the hands of terrorists now anyway.
    I would have dropped leaflets saying 'women, children, very old have 3 days to leave'..then carpet bomb.
     
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    would've been a great prez
     
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    that's one the problems...they have to be bribed to do the right thing..
     
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    The bombing would start at midnight the 2nd day.
     
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    I just farted, and it smells like Wise potato chips. Not just any chip, specifically Wise potato chips. Original flavor too, not your fancy shmancy flavors.
    Wonder why that is..
     
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    How about we start by nuking Chicago, Detroit, Camden, St. Louis, Baltimore, Oakland, Flint, Compton, Trenton and Washington, DC?
     
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    Most of the civilian population of Jordan and Saudi Arabia is ideologically aligned with ISIS. Iran is Shia so they hate ISIS and vice versa.


    The only way to beat ISIS is to launch nuclear missiles at their two main occupied cities of Raqqa and Mosul. Truman nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the same reasons it's the only way to break fanatical resistance.
     
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    You need to be more accepting of other cultures. Who are you to say they shouldn't be murderous psychopaths?
     
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    what?..that doesn't even make sense...
     
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    I'm not anti-Muslim. I am anti-ISIS.


    All the Muslims who dont empathize with ISIS fled Syria and Iraq. Both areas also had a large number of Arab Christians and Jews who also fled so they wouldn't be harmed.
     
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    A muslim terrorist beheads you, a moderate muslim cheers him on while he does it.
     
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