Eric the Wordy fuckin midget has been sending 500 page emails agaiin to Mutt at SFN. I didn't want to read the whole thing, so I sent it to a text to speech program. That was all she wrote. From there, i have now been using that in tandem with some animation software and I can't stop. I even spent 45 minutes reciting Eric's letter out loud, in order to record it as "Darth Vader." Everytime the phone rings, I expect it to be Johnny Fratto. Here is my latest waste of time collection. The original letter, as read with a British accent. Note around the 7:30 minute mark where he talks about "SSI". For some reason it sounds like a climax.