Let's play "My Toes: Broken, or Smashed!"

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  1. eliasbboy

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    At roughly 4pm central, 10 minutes ago, a heavy metal beam was dropped onto my foot. I am currently wearing some junky tennis shoes, so no protection whatsoever. It hurts so bad I had to sit there for about 5 minutes before zi could even move. It is avtually hard to type this the pain is so bad.

    Luckily for this thread, I haven't remove my shoe yet. Let's play, "Broken, or Smashed!"

    I will upload pictures as I remove first the shoe, then the sock.
     
  2. Peau de Soie

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    I say "borken" -- but good luck!
     
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    Borken! BORKEN!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :c :jj: :p

    :facepalm:
     
  5. eliasbboy

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    First let me give you a picture of the intact shoe, so you can judge the complete lack of protection.

    This hurts so fucking bad i can't stand it.
     
  6. Peau de Soie

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    gilaet just made me laugh, out loud.

    And by the way, I have no intention of looking at pictures of your mangled toe. I'm bailing...
     
  7. eliasbboy

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    I'm going to try and take the shoe off now.
     
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    this is soo exciting
     
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    Which is worse? I mean, does smashed mean multiple fractures?
     
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    is that a woman's foot?
     
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    (cue cheesy burlesque stripper music...)
     
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    im going off the board and saying bruised
     
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    Smashed. Toes are pretty god-damned tough.
     
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    can you wiggle them?
     
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    Go to the hospital. :facepalm:
     
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    By the way, that is not nail polish.
     
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    <<<<<drumroll>>>>>
     
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    Did this happen because that douchey STR made fun of your Gifs? :mad:

    :lol:


    I say smashed. :munch: