WTF Let's pray the Polish Princess never learns of this technological breakthrough

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Head Censor, Apr 30, 2016.

  1. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Ladies and gentlemen of the Shed, I present to you the Catterbox - the first commercially available, trans-species communication device that I'm aware of. I shudder to think of the horrors that would be uploaded to Instagram from Consuela's phone if Beef were ever to get her hands on one of these. :D

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    You know, on second thought, it actually might be kind of interesting to give her one to test at Chimney Manor just to find out how many different ways a cat can say, "Please kill me".



    More videos at the link if you have a strong constitution:
    http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/tempt...our-cat-human-voice-so-it-can-talk-you-171123
     
  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Boy, ain't it somethin'?
     
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    DrPeterVenkman VIP Extreme Gold

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    But can it translate whatever Beth is saying?
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    One technological breakthrough at a time, please. You gotta walk before you can run. :D
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    beefs foster cat collar should say
    please don't take my eyes you crazy bitch
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    It translates cat, not horse.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I am not getting my cat that! I already know what she's saying :cat:
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Cat: "Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another glass of wine"
     
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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    Cats only say 3 things:
    Empty my box
    Gimme food
    Fuck you
     
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    JoeyDoubles Well-Known Member

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    Howard in case you didn't get that let me translate: Erhhhhhhhhhhh!" -Sal
     
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