WTF Let's pray the Polish Princess never learns of this technological breakthrough

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  1. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Ladies and gentlemen of the Shed, I present to you the Catterbox - the first commercially available, trans-species communication device that I'm aware of. I shudder to think of the horrors that would be uploaded to Instagram from Consuela's phone if Beef were ever to get her hands on one of these. :D

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    You know, on second thought, it actually might be kind of interesting to give her one to test at Chimney Manor just to find out how many different ways a cat can say, "Please kill me".



    More videos at the link if you have a strong constitution:
    http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/tempt...our-cat-human-voice-so-it-can-talk-you-171123
     
  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Boy, ain't it somethin'?
     
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    DrPeterVenkman VIP Extreme Gold

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    But can it translate whatever Beth is saying?
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    One technological breakthrough at a time, please. You gotta walk before you can run. :D
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    beefs foster cat collar should say
    please don't take my eyes you crazy bitch
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    It translates cat, not horse.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I am not getting my cat that! I already know what she's saying :cat:
     
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    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Cat: "Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another glass of wine"
     
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  9. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    Cats only say 3 things:
    Empty my box
    Gimme food
    Fuck you
     
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    JoeyDoubles Well-Known Member

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    Howard in case you didn't get that let me translate: Erhhhhhhhhhhh!" -Sal
     
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