Stern Show Lets pretend Howard and Beth have a kid. What should they name it?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    if its a boy - Riley
    if its a girl - Miranda
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I fucked a Miranda once

    Well, a Mandy

    She was a cunt
     
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    Ed.

    At their ages, if they have a kid, it will likely be "special"
     
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    howard would call it - "heyshitforbrains"
    beth would call it - "mealticket"
     
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    Almond if it's a girl, Soupy if it's a boy, Pineapple if it's trans-cat.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Miranda from Sex and the City was cunty too
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't get it
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Bianca will be the middle name, regardless of gender. The child will come to love Consuela and probably wont even remember the few years he lives with a giant pelican.
     
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    Wiggy Jr.
     
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    They're potential names for children.
     
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    Fucking brilliant
     
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    Clumpy was already take, right?? Maybe clumpy the II

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    Quasimodoe
     
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    Nacho Jr

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    :facepalm:
     
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    I hope it's a son and Howard ignores him until the kid is like 7. Howie suddenly gets really interested and tries to get in kids life. Dies of cancer the next day. That would be a proper fate.
     
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    I double bagged it and let loose on her ass. Not my kid