Let's revisit the most nauseating article about Beff ever written

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  1. pilo

    pilo Well-Known Member

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    ​From Social Life of course


    Blondeshell

    Long flowing dress, perfectly coiffed blonde locks, a smile that could launch a thousand ships — these are attributes commonly ascribed to a beauty queen not a warrior, but I have to inform you that Beth Stern is a fighter. She refuses to acknowledge the word “impossible.†Instead, she sees a challenge and runs toward it. What many would see as daunting or hopeless – such as the countless number of animals left homeless and in need by the recent tornado devastation in the Southeastern US – led Beth to spring into action. “There were hundreds of pets that had been lost, abandoned, and displaced. So many families that were homeless could no longer take care of their pets,†Beth tells me over lunch. “It was heart-wrenching. Kill shelters were suddenly flooded with animals, so our team at North Shore Animal League America sent emergency rescue vehicles to take hundreds of these pets out of the municipal shelters in Alabama.†You might think that after helping spearhead such a large rescue, Beth would kick off her Louboutins and get a little rest, but not so. She immediately made an appearance on Good Morning America to get the word out. “It’s not enough to rescue the pets; it’s also important to get them adopted,†she tells me. The passion in her voice is infectious. In fact, it was her love of animals that initially made me aware of the horror of puppy mills, the largest suppliers of pet store animals. Beth makes every effort she can to bring awareness to shelters and dispel common misconceptions about the adoption process. For example, there are animals of all ages that can be rescued. It’s important for the world to know that sweet, cute little puppies and purebreds can be found at a shelter, not just pet stores. The sooner people stop buying animals at pet stores, the sooner we can eradicate the misery induced by puppy mills.

    Beth is doing all she can for her cause, and she is doing it in style. Recently, Beth launched a high-end jewelry line called Beth O For Bling Bone. Her designs are unassuming and delicate – making the pieces perfect for daytime wear as well as a nighttime galas. The jewelry is sold on the East End at Jennifer Miller as well as London Jewelers, and, in true Beth Stern spirit, 100 percent of the proceeds will be donated to the North Shore Animal League America. Of course, there are accessories not just for you but also for your four-legged partner in crime. And the question on my mind at this point is: How does Beth’s two-legged partner in crime feel about her animal crusade? “Howard is the most supportive person in my life. There is nothing I do that he doesn’t get behind 100 percent. Sometimes, I will show up at the show and he’ll help me with adoptions. During an interview with Kim Cattrall, I recently showed up with a dog that needed a home. By the end of the interview the dog was adopted.†A lot of the couple’s time is spent in the Hamptons communing with nature. They like to bike around town – Howard in a high-speed racer bike and Beth in her vintage, old-fashioned two-wheeler. Other days, they stroll along the beach and, incidentally, have rescued several animals. Upon hearing of their daily routine, the images that come to mind are more akin to Disney characters than the shock jock and buxom beauty that are often discussed and over-analyzed in the media. When I confess to Beth that her Howard sounds more like a fairy tale Prince Charming than the Bad Boy of All Media, she blushes. “Oh he’s got a naughty side,†she says. “That’s for sure.†Recently, Howard took up a new hobby, photography. “He takes pictures of me all the time. Snap, snap, snap. I’ll be in the bathtub and there he is with the camera and suddenly the pictures are up on Twitter.†She giggles like a schoolgirl gushing about a new crush, and I have to say it is really endearing to see someone so in love. “Oh, we have a new policy,†she confesses. “He can take all the pictures he likes, but I have to be able to approve the ones that he tweets out.â€

    It’s amazing these two can find time to spend together when they seem to be the busiest people in show business. Besides Howard’s well-known, time-consuming schedule, Beth has several new projects of her own. Beth will be starring in a television show for HGTV about designing “mom caves,†well-deserved mommy sanctuaries for busy women across America. “I’m really excited about filming,†Beth says, “The goal is to create a beautiful space where busy mothers can have time for themselves.†By this point, I’ve noticed that all of Beth’s projects are centered around positivity. “I definitely want to make people happy,†Beth says. “I find it rewarding.†And if that upcoming show weren’t rewarding enough, Beth will also be hosting Gossip Cop, a show dedicated to revealing the truth behind the celebrity rumor mill. Of course, her busy schedule doesn’t stop there. East Enders will have a chance to catch up with this girl-on-the-move over a good sweat when Beth visits Exhale Spa Bridgehampton to lead a core fusion class – it probably won’t surprise you to hear that all proceeds will go to the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons.

    Considering everything that Beth has achieved is exhausting – I can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like to live it. But I can say this: The world is a better place for having Beth Stern in it. There are few people who recognize the responsibility that comes with being in a position of influence. She helps those who are powerless and she sets an example for everyone who has the good fortune to come in contact with her. We can all learn a valuable lesson about the importance of giving back and how to lead a rewarding life.
     
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    annoying cunt
     
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    Annoying Malignant Cunt . . . :yes:
     
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    Did he really admit they sleep in separate rooms? I cant find it on marks
     
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    Beth sleeps with the entire NY Knicks Locker Room. While Howard sleeps alone . . . :secret:
     
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    I literally couldn't make it past the first sentence. How could howard have been so fucking stupid to have even gotten involved with someone like her... I really don't get it. He should definitely know better. And marrying her? Oh my god. How could you, at nearly sixty years old, think a barely 40 year old "model" would be interested in you long enough to even justify a marriage? Holy shit, open your fucking eyes!

    Has there ever been any "negative" articles about her? I would love to see a gifted writer actually tell the truth about the slut. that I could read.
     
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    For such a saintly animoe lover beff sure fattened bianca up before she died
    she was over 10 lbs overweight
     
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    The slaves he imports from third world country's to work at "Casa Marble" can't read the suggested serving information on the dog food bag. Thus they just empty out half the bag per day in the feed bowl . . . :secret:
     
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    I got through the first paragraph and thought "why on earth am I reading this tripe?"

    She is nauseating and despicaboe. I read all her quotes in the sing-song, 6 year ode yet condescending voice. She is hate worthy.
     
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    I had a dog like that, It was dumb as a rock.
     
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    "During a taping for Entertainment Tonight, Beth noticed a greyhound pooping on the floor. Beth relentlessly chastised her personal assistant until all of the poop was removed and Beth received a fresh iced tea. With so many things going on at once, it's a wonder she can look so beautiful."
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Yes, he had admitted that on the air a few different times over the years and gave different reasons for it each time.

    One time he said it was because he snores too loudly and keeps her up, another time he said it was because she gets home so late every night (because she's out every night which he would later on take back and claim she only goes out about once a week, lmfao) and wakes him up, and another time he said it was because she brings all of the dogs and cats and animoes into the bed which he doesn't like, and I think there is at least one other made up bullshit reason (maybe more) I can't recall right now...

    And of course he has also walked the sleeping in separate bedrooms admission (and bullshit reasons for it) back and and most recently claimed they do sleep together in the same room and bed, lmfao.

    The bedroom story is still "evolving"....like the rest of Howie's bullshit....

    The truth? Anyone with half a brain already knows....Wigward's marriage is as fake as his hair. He's a closeted homosexual and he bought former model/escort Beff as a trophy beard to play the part of his wife and his years of therapy are about dealing with his self-loathing closeted homosexuality.
     
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    Beth got tired of bringing home the Nachos and Howard hogging them.
     
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    i want to agree with you. I am not so sure that he has admitted his homosexuality to himself enough to hire a beard.

    but let's say you are right, then WHY OH WHY does he insist in shoving that whore down everyone's throats??

    Beth is beautifoe, beth looks great in everything, beth speaks 37 languages. STFU already.
     
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    did they mention how awesome Beth's hat collection is?
     
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    why i oughta :punch:
     
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    And the Pulitzer Prize for BUUULLLSSSHHHIIIT goes to... :facepalm:
     
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    Couldn't force myself to read that crap but a quick visual scan and this popped out at me:

    :giggle: