Lets say you and Betty White are drunk @ 3AM in a hotel lobby

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by SIPAWITZ, May 28, 2011.

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what do you do?

  1. politely decline

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  2. make sweet love to her asshole

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    she says to you:

    "take me upstairs and fuck my asshole"



    what do you do?
     
  2. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    I don't think i could be drunk enough.
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i mite be able the let her give me a blindfolded hand job, other than that i would have to decline
     
  4. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    23 skidoo! :marx:
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

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    i knew somebody would
     
  6. nazdrowie

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    i would have to decline, and it probably wouldnt be in a polite manner.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    this is the only correct answer. Again, KUDOS to you Low.:thumbup2:
     
  8. SIPAWITZ

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    who's the sick bastard with betty white mud on his helmet?
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    well played
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    I try.

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  12. SeXtion 8

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    What Hotel?
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    The 'No Tell Motel'

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    I just couldn't do it. Not any more. 20 years younger maybe
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I'd be like, "Betty what are you saying?" :weird:
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'd be like, "Betty, I'll take the dick out yo' mouf' if I want you to say sumpfin!"
     
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    I would behead her.
     
  18. SIPAWITZ

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    lol...thats very taliban of you
     
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