WTF Let's talk about beds

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  1. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    We spend a third of our lives sleeping. We watch TV in bed. We make the sexy time. A good bed is important.

    That said, my bed sucks. It was glorious like 5 or 6 years ago and now I need to buy a new one. Any recommendations?

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    Black people raped me
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    In a bed?
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    I need a king mattress that bends to fit up my staircase. I've always had a Queen and that mattress barely fit up.
     
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    Skype Robey has a revolving circular water bed.
     
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    It all makes sense now
     
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    What state are you in?

    Did the mattress not fit or the box spring? You can get 2 piece king box springs
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    Fantastic
     
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    Male or female?
     
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    I wish I could be of more help but I'm actually in the market for a new bed as well
     
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    I am in the Commonwealth of Virginia at the moment. Old Town Alexandria to be specific. I had to toss the queen box cause it didn't fit but the mattress bent just enough to get through. If I get a king I'll need to bend the shit out of it.
     
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    A couple years ago, I dropped about 4 grand on Tempur-pedic mattress with a power base. LOVE it! It's basically like this.
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    My only regret is that we did not get one like this. IMG_1024.JPG I like to sleep in the "recliner" position sometimes, but Mr ITOK can only sleep flat :nocheer:
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    I have a bad story revolving the revolving bed in the penthouse suite of the Yotel in Chelsea. Almost got decapitated and got a chunk of hair ripped out of my head.
     
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    I bought a king size Saatva bed online. Ordered, delivered in a few days..so far so good.

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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    Let me know if you see any sweet deals
     
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    Do you think mattress prices fluctuate state to state :bigthink
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    That's a very fancy bed. I was not planning to drop 4 Gs on a bed but maybe I need to consider. I just bought Gold status yesterday. Time to ball out!
     
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    It’s the only way to live if you want to live the life of a modern day cocksman. This guy is Caray Grant, Tom Jones and Burt Reynolds in one.
     
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