lets talk about fucking

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, May 31, 2011.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Better than rubbing!
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    Doug Masters ok 2010 OG VIP

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    what's that? :dontknow:
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    betty whites ass
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I did quite a bit of it back in my day. :grouch:
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    I do it vigorously when the opprotunity presents itself...
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    You want specifics?
     
  9. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't need much detail, but I wouldn't mind an onomatopoeia or two. :hat:
     
  10. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    On the topic of fucking...

    Imma buy a fucking Slurpee! :nooo: Two of 'em! :nooo: :nooo:

    Good night baltimore mike's fucking thread! :juggalo:
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Slurpee's an onomatopoeia. :c
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh, some might cluck their tongues and say "No! Only the root of Slurpee -- 'slurp' -- is an onomatopoeia."

    But I would counter that the suffix "ee" is the sound one makes while suffering a brain freeze, which, of course, comes after the slurp. :grad:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    You make a sound argument, sir. :hat:
     
  15. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Quite.
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    Big words scare me. :scared:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Big wangs, you mean. That's what Freud would say.
     
  18. ohnoes

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    Bottom line...most women aren't honest about it. You can befriend them, love them...be interested in every facet of their life but if you don't get them instantly wet or earn their interest over a long period time due to whatever circumstances they'll never give a shit about you. That just is what it is. There will always be the "someone else" (most likely some asshole who dumped her in the past and will most likely do it again) who they'll fuck with sooner or later b/c they aren't over them...even if they know it's a waste of time. Once a man has a woman's heart it is total pimp control...you can be the nicest, coolest dude with the best intentions but it will never matter. You'll be the cancer while the abuser (mental/emotional) is the daddy. A woman like that, as bad as it sounds...all you can do is let them live with their decision.

    No point in beating yourself up about it because it will never matter. All you can do as a man is cut your losses and try not to be bitter towards the next selfish twat who will inevitably do the same thing. :jj:
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Jesus Christ you are a wordy fuck.

    Just state your intention and go after it. If they decline, move on.
     
  20. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    I refuse to be that simple you fucking rapist!!!


    How have the "virginity checks" been going my nigga? ;)
     
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