Let's talk about sharks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    They're scary and they eat everything :chair:


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  2. nazdrowie

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    let's talk about your mom
     
  3. wigtropolis

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    we should kill all sharks except for the ones that eat baby turtles. fucking hate tutles
     
  4. Teeney

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    sort of like you
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    I saw Sharknado finally. The bartender chick was hot :hump:
     
  6. gilaet

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    They don't eat everything.
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    going for the naz drumroll I see
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    remember the shark in Back to the Future II?
     
  9. fletchman71

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    I heard she's a mud shark.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    They do too the one in Jaws ate a car
     
  11. wigtropolis

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    they are the goats of the sea
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    That was a movie car.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm not scary I'm adorable and rugged
     
  14. J Hi

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    I love all the Back to the Future's & thought I knew everything about them but, I'll be damned if I remember a shark scene???
     
  15. fletchman71

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    Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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    No spinoffs yet? Parks, larks, marks, barks, darks, narcs...
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :whistle:
     
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    lol cuz u said shark lol

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    I'm playing poker tonight, I'm a card Shark.
     
  20. Shivvy

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    think hard.