Let's talk about sharts

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I haven't produced one since a Thanksgiving dinner about 15 years ago when I had a bad reaction to something. I went into the bathroom to clean myself up, but I felt weird about showering. Later that night was the first time my new girlfriend S'd my D, and I felt pretty bad for her because there was probably a vague odor of shart hanging around.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    the real question is...did you throw away the underwear..or wash it and use it again?
     
  3. Chriza

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    I think I buried it in the host's garbage? I can't remember.
     
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    when i worked construction I would pick up a few of my friends and we would rideshare. I had to turn around the car after one of them said he shit his pant farting. it was brutal.
     
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    "I shit my pants farting."

    :lol:
     
  6. Chriza

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    It's like "I broke my leg skiing."
     
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    it was summer and no AC. he was a drunk so im sure it was all beer related
     
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    Happened when I was jogging once. Good times.
     
  10. Lawsy

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    Is that how you asked her? "Will you S my D?"
     
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  12. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Negative. She just went down and took me in her mouf.
     
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    No. never, ever.
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :jerk:
     
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    This is an important topic. My scientific analysis reveals that sharts are the missing (and misunderstood) link in the chain between consumption of food and expulsion of gas. :grad:
     
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    One of my buddies used to wake up, and occasionally walk over to his wife's side of the bed and fart in her face to wake her up. He slept naked.
    One day he sharted.
    She was a bit upset.
     
  18. Chriza

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    They're divorced now.