Let's Turn the Tables

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Divorce Chicken, Jun 11, 2014.

  1. Divorce Chicken

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    We all know that Howard is a horrifying praying mantis who is rapidly morphing into his mother. And that Beth has made a deal to be with this creature for the $kash$.

    But what would happen if Beth were horribly disfigured? A botched visit to "gramma"? A kiln explosion? Pit Bull attack at the NSAL?

    Would Howard stick around?
     
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    "Beth who?'
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

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    She's resting comfortably in Florida Robin. She just wants to be with her cats.
     
  4. FishySausage

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    Beth...oh she's around
     
  5. MorningSong13

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    She's around.

    If anything did happen, he could dig a shallow grave with his bionic chin.
     
  6. Anfkid

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    for public viewings like when roy was eaten by the tiger. but at 4pm after dinner howard's getting railed by a train of dominicans
     
  7. Lou Skunt

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    Uhh, Howard doesn't care what Beth looks like. The real question is, "What would happen if Ralph was horribly disfigured?"
     
  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    you missed that train by about 20 years hoss.

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  9. chuk

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    He already is.

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    I would like to see Beth shrunk down to 3 inches tall and put into a room full of her cats.
     
  11. Lou Skunt

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    :haha: