Letterman comes out of retirement with a Trump-themed top ten list

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  1. Kool

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    No Hilary mockery?
     
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    i agree with Dave: he should never have retired. When you are supremely successful at one thing, you should do that till you drop. As a comedian he should die on stage during thunderous laughter and a standing ovation.
     
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    Trump is an easy target - but these are funny.
     
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    Yeah, you were never funny Dave, this top 10 further proves that. Stay retired you gap toothed retard.
     
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    No actual comment except cheap deflection?
     
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    it could have been better. i always thought his writers made those lists.

    so trump is using tragedy to score a few political points?
    maybe he is serious about being a politician afterall :)
     
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    If he wasn't he might be now, he's virtually in a tie with Bush for the lead in the latest polls.

    He certainly will shake things up.
     
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    I agree with every post so far. o_O
     
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    this is what happens when Dave cannot afford his writers anymore and has to come up with material himself.
     
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    Wow. Steve Martin AND Martin Short?! All three of them are WAY overdue for a magical game of Kick The Can :rolleye:
     
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    A bunch of pity laughs. Dave should have retired 10 years ago.
     
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    Who knows Nemo, maybe she will have a brain injury. Start combing her hair over head like a fucking crazy fuck. Have no memory of actually being in politics. Star in in a reality show. Get married and ignore many children. Rinse, repeat. Just be a overall ignorant ego inflated ass wipe who really has none, and has never had any desire to be president. Just likes the attention. Then we can mock her. Ok?
     
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    you just described most politicos, national & local.
     
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    My bf who is extremely smart and very angry about the current state of affairs was at the dinner where trump spoke last night and was very dazzled by him. He knows everyone in this town and is not easily dazzled so I am not quite sure what to make of it.
     
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    LIVE: Donald Trump visits Phoenix, talks immigration

    Today's speech (All queued up)

    Donald does a great stand-up routine about the ESPN, NASCAR business cancellations, he keeps the deposits and then re-rents the country clubs again so he gets paid twice.

     
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    I just get sick of Nemo making fun fun of my handicap of being a lefty.