Lever Birthday Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    My birthday is on Saturday and I will be 33 :c
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    sweet. Go fuck yourself.
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Pics of sister, plz.
     
  5. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    :cake
     
  6. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    You should get a new tattoo
     
  7. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    Fuck off
     
  8. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Really, Ryan?
     
  9. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Are you registered at TJ Maxx?
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    A normal human mouth has 32 teeth.

    I was going to say that your age has now surpassed your teeth, but that's been the case since you turned 7. :c
     
  11. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  12. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    You are 33?
     
  13. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Hey Ryan tell your sister I said thanks for adding me on instagram

    I jerk to her pics frequently

    I hope your fingers get chopped off in the garbage disposal
     
  14. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  15. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    This is, predictably, going quite well. :coffee:
     
  16. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    [​IMG]

    Is there anything sadder than starting your own birthday thread?
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    What do you use for dishpan hands Ryan???
     
  18. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    33? Christ Almighty, you look 53. :jj:
     
  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  20. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    What's your address, Ryan? I'm gonna get everyone to chip in and buy you something nice off your amazon wish list!