Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Apr 17, 2014.
My birthday is on Saturday and I will be 33
sweet. Go fuck yourself.
Pics of sister, plz.
You should get a new tattoo
Are you registered at TJ Maxx?
A normal human mouth has 32 teeth.
I was going to say that your age has now surpassed your teeth, but that's been the case since you turned 7.
You are 33?
Hey Ryan tell your sister I said thanks for adding me on instagram
I jerk to her pics frequently
I hope your fingers get chopped off in the garbage disposal
This is, predictably, going quite well.
Is there anything sadder than starting your own birthday thread?
What do you use for dishpan hands Ryan???
33? Christ Almighty, you look 53.
What's your address, Ryan? I'm gonna get everyone to chip in and buy you something nice off your amazon wish list!