Liar! Liar! Appoe the Cat was NOT Bald When BO Adopted Her! [allegedly]

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  1. Pissed_on_Fan

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    ...and other cat lies and exaggerations exposed...

    Sorry if this is TL/DR but liars piss me off.

    In the Chelsea Handler interview Beth states about Apple/Appoe, “that pussy was BALD when we adopted her!†She has made similar claims on numerous occasions.

    And yesterday, Howard twatted:
    "Howard Stern ‏@HowardStern A man and his cat. Apple was a mess when we adopted her. Almost no fur and lots of allergies. Now look."

    Enough already! Take a look at “bald, hairless†Apple, photographed at NSAL right around the time she was adopted:

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    and this is from sometime during Apple’s first 4 months with the Sterns:

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    And, sorry Howard, “we†didn’t adopt her. H may be her favorite letter, but Beth’s blogs are rife with her favorite words, “I me my mineâ€. Beth adopted Appoe, not you AND Beth.

    Thelma posted this in another thread: “When Beth was in-studio and they were congratulating themselves for taking in Apple, Howard said, ‘Beth said to North Shore, give me your worst case scenario.’"

    Apple was selected for BO and Howard by NSAL’s “experts at people-pet match-making†and there’s NO way a competent adoption specialist would give a couple getting their first cat together a “worst-case†animal.

    In her blog post about meeting Apple, there is a vague reference to her being “special needs†but there’s nothing about asking for their “worst-case in the whole shelter†and there’s absolutely no mention of hairlessness... in fact, Beth herself says the opposite:

    “On Thursday, January 7, Bianca and I headed over to North Shore Animal League America. They had a gorgeous little special-needs kitty waiting for me. The people at the Animal League are experts at people-pet match-making. They took just about everything into consideration and knew exactly which cat would fit in best with Howard and my lifestyles.

    In walks little Apple. Apple is a gorgeous, petite tabby cat. She's 10 lbs. of furry love. She was a shelter rescue and is declawed. While we would never recommend this procedure, I knew that it would be a plus for Howard. Apple and I connected almost immediately – I couldn't believe it. I was all prepared for a complicated meeting ritual and adjustment period, but I'm telling you, I walked in, we were introduced and less than 10 minutes later, she was purring on my lap. I was able to pick her up, hold her and even squeeze her a little. I couldn't help myself.â€

    excerpt from “Foster A Cat†Posted on April 1, 2010
    http://www.animalleague.org/events-news/celebrity-supporters/beth/beths-blog/posts/foster-a-cat.html

    A month later BO wrote about how happy she was to have adopted Apple, and again, there’s no mention of baldness or even that there was any fur missing.

    “You may have heard that I fostered an adorable, special-needs cat. Her name is Apple and she’s the sweetest. She was dealing with a few medical issues and needed a place to recover in comfort, and I was more than happy to give that to her.â€​

    Hhmmmphhh. “Special needs†appears to be nothing more than: Apple’s a little skittish and temporarily needed medicine to finish up some medical treatment she received at NSAL.

    Bald = Howard, not the cat. :p :pissoff:
     
  2. Atomic Wedgie

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    But the joke about the "bald pussy" killed, absolute comedy gode.
     
  3. Pissed_on_Fan

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    yes, the screechy bald joke almost killed the audience.
     
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    good research. they are fuckheads. not too long ago, 6ianca's story was changed from howard scouring the best breeders to them saving a special needs dog. having to take care of a pet, doesn't make them special needs.
     
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    (Another long post... i'm sorry... not even any pictures)


    In the Chelsea Handler interview, the two “ladies†discuss Leon Bear:

    CH “You have a 22-pound cat... ...how did you get it to be that big?â€
    BO “...Awesome we adopted him that sizeâ€

    Beth, the alleged compulsive liar, then launched into her tale about Leon being the sole survivor of a tornado-ravaged shelter in Alabama.

    However, back in August, 2011 when she wrote about adopting him, Leon was 18 pounds. 18 is not 22, Beth. 4 pounds is a LOT of weight on a cat!

    Does anyone else remember hearing BO or Howard say he was supposed to lose weight; at 18 pounds, he was already overweight and they were supposed to help him slim down?

    Back to the tall tale of the tornado, TV910 posted a refutation of this story in the “Inside Whirl†thread. I hope you don’t mind that I’m copying you here, TV910:

    “I see Beth is sticking with the phony story about Leon Bear being the only survivor when a tornado destroyed his shelter. I did some research on it when she originally came up with it and the whole thing is complete bullshit:

    The story about the adoption of their cat "Leon Bear" is total bullshit. Howard says the cat was the only survivor when an animal shelter in Alabama was completely destroyed by a tornado, but he claims to have the paperwork the original owners filled out when they dumped him at the shelter. So the paperwork made it through the tornado and was recovered even though the building and all the other animals were gone? NSAL's own press release about their activities in Alabama says they took in pets from shelters that were overcrowded after the storm - it doesn't mention a shelter being destroyed and the local newspapers don't mention it either. Also, Howard said the cat sat in a cage at NSAL for "like a year" but the tornado was in the Spring and he was adopted in August. Those two can't tell the truth about anything, they constantly make up and embellish stories to make their actions seem more dramatic and flattering than they really are.â€​

    In her Everything Beth blog post about his adoption, BO says nothing about this very special survival story, possibly because she hadn’t concocted it yet.

    “Leon Bear, an 18-pound big boy kitty, survived the recent tornadoes in Alabama. A true survivor! During an Emergency Rescue back in June, NSALA helped save displaced animals and this big black bear kitty was one of the lucky animals that were transported back to the Animal League.â€
    excerpt from: Beth's New Addition: Leon Bear Posted on August 24, 2011
    http://www.animalleague.org/events-news/celebrity-supporters/beth/beths-blog/posts/leon-bear.html

    A year later BO wrote about black cats and how they’re linked with bad luck. She mentions Leon but doesn’t utter a peep about his miracle sole-survivorship --- even though it would have fit in perfectly with her topic of luck.

    “Then, of course, there’s the superstition that black cats are unlucky. I can tell you for a fact that my black cat, Leon Bear, is one of the luckiest things that has ever come into my life. This notion of black cat’s being unlucky is just so silly, but some people actually believe it’s true. In Japan, Scotland and many other cultures, the opposite idea exists – they believe that black cats are good luck. I think they might be on to something!â€

    http://www.animalleague.org/events-news/celebrity-supporters/beth/beths-blog/posts/a-black-cat-affair.html

    So, there may be no irrefutable proof that Leon was not the shelter’s only survivor of a tornado, but there’s ZERO evidence to back up the story.

    Any other cat lies from the delusional dipshit duo?
     
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  6. VAsiCkBoy

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    I've never heard of a cat losing it's hair. I call bull shit.
     
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    howard and beth are at the point where they lie automatically...even when they don't have to.
     
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    Their whole life is a series of big black dildo stories.
    I'd love to be a fly on the wall as they rehearse all these tall wigged tales.
     
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    Stern's are charitable and it doesn't cost Howard any marbles. In fact I'll bet they write off most shit they do for 'charity'

    Somehow stern is able to repeatedly lecture others about being cruel to animals while ensconced in animal pelts.
     
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    maybe the bald cat they're referencing is robin
     
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    Beth admitted in an interview several years ago that they got Bianca from a BREEDER but she used the excuse that she didn't know at the time that rescue organizations existed. A pretty strange statement from someone who claims to have been interested in animal issues her entire life and apparently she later realized that and switched to the Rescue Breeder story instead. Here's an old post I made about the subject:

    Did a little research online. Bianca came from a breeder named Shelly Earl of Keasance Bulldogs in NY. Doesn't look like they have a website anymore and I couldn't find any mentions of her being involved in rescue, just breeding and showing bulldogs. Here's an old interview with Beth at animalfair.com - she mentions a breeder and bulldog rescue but it's two completely different organizations. The "rescue breeder" thing is total bullshit:


    AF: How did you and Howard find Bianca and have her become a part of your family?

    BO: Howard and I heard about this amazing breeder, Shelly Earl. That’s how we found Bianca. She has a wiggle and when she runs, her legs go out to the side. It’s so cute! She was almost a year old when we adopted her. She’s like our child.

    AF: Are you actively involved with any animal friendly organizations?

    BO: I am very involved in the Bulldog Rescue Association out of Long Island. I see all the stories and become personally involved with all of them. I love cats too. I’ve always had cats growing up, so cats are just as important to me as dogs. I also just shot an ad campaign for Northshore Animal League America and work closely with them. I write a monthly column for their website!
     
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    Here's the original story about Bianca from Marksfriggin:

    Monday December 9, 2002 --
    •Howard's New Dog, Bianca. 12/9/02. 6:05am
    Howard started off talking about how he got his new dog over the weekend. He kept saying that he was going to hold off on that until next year but now he has a 9 month old, fully trained dog. He said the dog loves him already too. Robin was surprised to hear that. Howard said he went out to see the breeder, Shelly, on Saturday. He was going to meet the pregnant bitch that he was going to get the puppy from. He said that the breeder had 3 other dogs and this one 9 month old was all over him. Howard said the breeder was surprised because the dog wasn't the same around her. He went on to talk about how the breeder told him that she was going to find a home for that dog because it wasn't a show dog. Howard said he really wanted a puppy but after going home and thinking about it for a while, he changed his mind. He said he thought about how the dog had a great temperament, it doesn't snore like most English Bulldogs and it's trained already. Howard said she did have one accident already in the house but that's expected. Howard said Beth is with the dog now and he said he's changed his holiday vacation plans so they'll be home with the dog during vacation. Robin laughed when she heard that. Howard went on to talk about how great the dog is so far and said that he's going to bring her in on Wednesday so Robin can meet her. Howard said she doesn't walk much because she's a bulldog. He said you have to work them up to walking a lot. Howard said he's renamed the dog Bianca like he planned on doing with the puppy he wanted to get. Howard said he thinks Robin will fall in love with the dog when she meets it and she'll be asking for the name of the breeder.

    Howard went on to talk about how he found this breeder. Gary asked Howard if he will continue to go to the dog shows like he was doing while researching the dogs. Howard said he probably won't but he may go because he does have friends in the Bulldog community now. Stuttering John asked Howard if he's going to clean up after the dog himself. He kept calling the dog ''him'' so Howard had to correct him a bunch of times. John has a male dog so that's why he kept making that mistake. Howard said Beth has been the one picking up the dog crap so far. He hasn't had a chance to do that himself yet. Howard talked about how he's been taking the dog out to get her into a routine. He said he's been taking her out like 7 times a day but eventually she'll just need to go out 3 times.

    Stuttering John congratulated Howard about getting the dog. Gary wondered if the dog knows how lucky she is to have been picked by Howard. Howard said he told the dog when he picked her up that he was going to name her Lucky because she was the luckiest dog in the world. Stuttering John then asked Howard how expensive the dog was. Howard said she is a show quality dog so Gary guessed $2500 or so. Howard said he was a little high and then said that it was actually $2000. Howard said they have to go through a lot just to get the dogs pregnant so that's one reason they're so expensive.
     
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    From Marksfriggin:

    Beth Bringing Home Another Cat. 08/09/11. 8:30am

    Howard came back and took a call from a guy who said that Beth was on FOX and Friends this morning. Howard said he forgot about that. He said he also forgot that he's getting another cat today. He said that he enjoys the two cats they have immensely but now she's getting another one. He said they tell you to get adult cats. Howard said you don't know what a kitten is going to be like. Howard said that they have Apple and Walter now and then Beth tells him they have another black cat at the shelter and she wanted to bring it home. The thing weighs 18 pounds. Howard said Beth is so moved and emotional about them. He said that the poor cat has been there forever. Howard said his vote would be no because they have a perfect situation as it is. He said that the cats wake him up and keep him from typing on the computer and things. He said she started in and he gave in.

    Howard said he saw the pictures of the 18 pound cat and they're going to have to put it on a diet. Howard said he's going to put his foot down after this. He said they have to keep the cats inside and they don't want them escaping. Howard said they have to yell at the guests to make sure the doors get closed. Howard said he can't even use his porch because the cats might get out.

    Howard said Beth will say they'll keep this cat downstairs but that won't happen. He said that was supposed to happen with the last cat. It didn't work out that way. He said 3 cats is too many. He said two was okay. Robin said she ended up with Allison Steele's sister's cat. She had 2 and that woman told her that she had 21 Persians in a 2 bedroom apartment.


    Plus: I remember when I did the research on the tornado story (it was a boring night at work) I looked through the archives of the newspapers in the Alabama towns where the storms hit. None mentioned an animal shelter being destroyed (or even damaged), just that the existing shelters were overcrowded because of so many strays and groups (like NSAL) were helping out by taking some of the pets. There was a shelter in Oklahoma that was destroyed by a tornado a few years ago but none in Alabama that I could find.
     
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    what the FUCK is a rescue breeder??? :dontknow:
     
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    it would be shocking if they told the truth...

    they want to be special so badly


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    :uscratch:
     
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    dry oatmeal
     
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    I hate how she is programmed to say "world's largest no kill animal shelter" after every time she says Northshore Animoe League.
     
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    A figment of Beth's imagination.
     
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    Remember all the cutesy little stories Howard and Beth told about Bianca snoring? That's not what he said originally, either the stories are fake or the snoring developed later after the poor dog was overfed and became obese and unhealthy:

    "Howard said he really wanted a puppy but after going home and thinking about it for a while, he changed his mind. He said he thought about how the dog had a great temperament, it doesn't snore like most English Bulldogs and it's trained already."