Lies Your Parents Told You As A Child

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  1. blairg

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    My dad told me if I swallowed watermelon seeds instead of spitting them out I would turn black.
     
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    "You're not adopted."
     
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    You have Daddy issues, Blairg.
     
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    They sent my dog Brutus to live on a farm. :sad:
     
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    My dog went to live on a "farm"
     
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    :console:

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    :console:

    I bought that story for years. :sad:
     
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    My pops told me to stop drinking or i'd become a blairg.
     
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    When I died I would go to heaven.
     
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    my mom told me i was handsome
     
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    That wasn't a lie...
     
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    prior to getting our asses kicked, we were told, "this is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you."
     
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    My parents didn't want me fucking around with the fire in the fire place so they told me that if I played with the fire I would wet the bed.

    And no, I didn't have a bed wetting problem. :mad:
     
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    I'M SPECIAL

    :bigcry:
     
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    Dats a good vun.
     
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    I had a teacher say that to me once. That was back in the days when they beat the FUCK out of kids in public school.
     
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    fuck off homo
     
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