Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Oct 10, 2012.
My dad told me if I swallowed watermelon seeds instead of spitting them out I would turn black.
"You're not adopted."
You have Daddy issues, Blairg.
They sent my dog Brutus to live on a farm.
My dog went to live on a "farm"
I bought that story for years.
My pops told me to stop drinking or i'd become a blairg.
When I died I would go to heaven.
my mom told me i was handsome
That wasn't a lie...
prior to getting our asses kicked, we were told, "this is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you."
My parents didn't want me fucking around with the fire in the fire place so they told me that if I played with the fire I would wet the bed.
And no, I didn't have a bed wetting problem.
Dats a good vun.
I had a teacher say that to me once. That was back in the days when they beat the FUCK out of kids in public school.
fuck off homo
They said I could be in the new kids on the block