Life epiphany. My new purpose in life. It just hit me like a bolt of lightening.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I don't have any kids or family, so I'm going to spend all my free time lighting aerosol cans on fire.


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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I'm am going to burn a big ass hole in the ozone, cuz I just dont give no fucks.

    :dancin:
     
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    let the next generation worry about it
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    It's good to have goals in life.
     
  5. Schmoopy

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    lightning:facepalm:
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Exactly.

    I'm going to sit in a camping chair with my lighter and hair spray, and I'm going to laaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    Stop it. He's high. :toke:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    His age is high.:dave:
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    If Schtoopy came over, I'd light his face on fire with the hair spray. :grad:
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    go to an auto parts store. get the rear exhaust pipe of a classic trans-am. its about the same diameter as a can of starting ether (or freon). prop the pipe up, insert the can of freon into the pipe so the lip of the can catches the rim of the pipe. now step 20' away and shoot bb's at the bottom of the freon can. once you puncture it, it will resonate and make the sound of a giant whale in heat. people can hear it for miles and will think aliens are landing.


    this is what you learn working summers in an auto parts store for peanuts and parts.
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Sounds much better than working in your old man's vacuum cleaner store :jj:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    You'll shoot your eye out
     
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    How about giving poor little school children a ride home from school?
     
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    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    geo Well-Known Member

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    hey dave, imma coming out to arizona in aboot 6 months. camping. bring your cans. :cheer:
     
  17. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    omg how far from san diego is arizona? ::duhme:
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    :cheer:

    I don't know, I have never been out there. :nocheer:
     
  19. I invented that

    I invented that Moderator Staff Member

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    dave, you should pack it in and move to slab city.
     
  20. geo

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