Life Insurance Third Degree

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  1. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    We switched insurance companies recently and redid all of our policies...

    Just sat through giving my entire medical history and life story to a woman who sounded more dead than alive (monotone computer voice reading a script). I made her break character when I joked about how I was too old to get pregnant, though. :jj:

    They'll be coming to draw blood and get our urine samples soon. :c
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Can I have the dogs when you and HC get crushed during the general admission entrance to the REM reunion your?
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Actually, that's not a bad idea! :idea:

    I know your lady would welcome them with open arms. :wub:
     
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    You must have had the same interviewer as me :jj:
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    She couldn't pronounce our last name, either. :facepalm:
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    What are you gonna do with the left over pee? I hope you don't waste it
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    PM me your address. :c
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    :cheer:
     
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    As long as we're crushed after the show or during the encores, I'd be okay with that.
     
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    Shut it, pee man.
     
  13. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    74 views but no comments? this thread sucked. :nocheer:
     
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    its time we made a will.
     
  15. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    We don't have wills yet. We keep talking about it. We need to call a lawyer.
    Never had a will before.
     
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    they draw blood and take piss samples at your house?
     
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    i refuse to get life insurance. thats just a curse right there
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    That's what the financial guy told us.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I thought that way once, too. The older I get, the more I worry about shit. If something happens to me, I want to make sure HC won't have to worry about things. House paid off, bills paid off, proper mourning period where he won't be able to work...
    :c
     
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    thats weird. make sure they use clean needles