Life is a wheel, wife is a whore

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    so I'm reading this book called life is a wheel, and as I pass my nightstand I look down at it and I swear the title read wife is a whore :facepalm:
     
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    Cool story bro
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's a good story
     
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    Time is a flat circle. :nojj:
     
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  5. geo

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    trippy
     
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    the wheels on the bus go round and round.
     
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    I "cool story bro'd" my girlfriend the other day in the car when we were going out to dinner. She started yammering on about something at her work, and then I hit her with it.
     
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    Gee eee of Goddamn, Motherfucking, Cocksucking Oh! Jesus H. Christ Woman! :derp:
     
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    :jj:

    I hate when that kinda shit happens
     
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  11. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    we're in the car right now traveling to ok and Mr dork is going on and on about isis. cool story brofriend :facepalm:
     
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    we're in the car right now traveling to ok and Mr dork is going on and on about isis. cool story brofriend :facepalm:
     
  13. geo

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    Oh fuck me triple post
     
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    Two cool stories! :cheer:
     
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    we're in the car right now traveling to ok and Mr dork is going on and on about isis. cool story brofriend :facepalm:
     
  16. geo

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    :hat:
     
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    I'm a wheel, I'm a wheel
    I can roll, I can feel
    And you can't stop me turning
     
  18. geo

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    deep :bigthink:
     
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    I was at the edge of my seat right up til the exciting conclusion