News Life Tried to Hand Me Lemons This Morning and I Made Lemonade Like a Boss

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  1. EasyJesus

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    So there I was, sitting at my desk this morning cutting my, not stolen from my neighbor, avocado in half when disaster struck. I went to pull it apart and the whole motherfucking thing came out of the skin :eek:

    Did I throw my hands up in the air and call my gf's 12 year old son locked in the closet and ask him what I should do like Chriza would? Of course not, I rose to the occasion and cut that fucker up right on the pit.

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    is there going to be a pic of chriza's gray steak in here?
     
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    Inspirational
     
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    i bought 4 yesterday. They should be just soft enough by tonight :woot:
     
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    That's a ripe Avacado. They sposed to do that.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    congratulations
     
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    Some poor bastard's building is going to have a big blotch on the siding when they build it per the print.
     
  9. EasyJesus

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    Good Lord no, this is a story of overcoming life’s challenges and being a successful human being. Where does Chriza fit in to any of that :fil:
     
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    You cut your own avocado = not a boss
     
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    This is what success looks like for those of you who have never tasted it :grad:

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    Somebody seems a little jelly :console:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Sometimes I think Chriza has adhd.
     
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    This thread is now about pizza :derp:
     
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  15. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    And avocados are gross.
     
  16. EasyJesus

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    Get the fuck out of here :fil:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Guacamole is good
     
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  18. EasyJesus

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    That's kind of soon unless they were really soft to begin with :grad:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Ok
     
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    i've never handled an avocado before. i had no idea it took talent. in future, i will thank whoever brings the dip!
     
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