Entertainment Life's great. Nose sucks -- Arthur Lange

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  1. Precious

    Precious Well-Known Member

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    Donate that nose to science, Artie. Or at least to a Voodoo priestess for a deadly spell.

    Woke up clean! My nose is fucked. Gotta accept it. But I’m alive & blessed w a gig 2nite & many more. My 3rd season on ⁦@CrashingHBO⁩ starts Jan 20! My 3rd book “Wanna Bet?” Is still out. I’m taping my 4th Special at a unique venue & I have the best fans! Life’s Good! 143Woke up clean! My nose is fucked. Gotta accept it. But I’m alive & blessed w a gig 2nite & many more. My 3rd season on ⁦@CrashingHBO⁩ starts Jan 20! My 3rd book “Wanna Bet?” Is still out. I’m taping my 4th Special at a unique venue & I have the best fans! Life’s Good! 143
     
  2. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    Went to bed dirty. Lying fuck.
     
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    Did someone smash his nose in with a hammer?
     
  4. yaddc

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    It took a lot of sniffing to get that volcano to erupt
     
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    Jesus Artie......I lova ya, but you make Steve Buscemi look like a young Paul Newman at this point.
     
  6. yaddc

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    Jimmy Durante......who stole my nose
     
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    That nose is getting worse
    Didn't think it could, but it did :eek:
     
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    I want to start a go fund me to get artie a new nose.
     
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    He's like a fat Michael Jackson.
     
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    Now, even this guy has a better nose...

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    What really happened to hos nose,
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Why isn’t this a possibility?

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    He could give Michael Jackson a run for his money
     
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    Oh, Jesus H. Fuck.

    That is disturbing.
     
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    Found this online...


    If you know anything about Artie, you know he is a chronic drug user, specifically Herion and Cocaine.

    Seriously though, he has confirmed on podcasts that he accidentally snorted glass (SERIOUSLY). Some chick he was with used a salt shaker to crush up some oxy pills and the glass broke. She didn’t tell him and walked away to answer the door. He found the pile, was already so high he didn’t notice the small pieces of crushed glass. Being the dirtbag that he is, he snorted it. Went to the ER, doc cut open his nose to work on the interior, and since he was an ER doc, wasn’t too concerned about the stitches and it was done incorrectly - basically attached the rim of the one nostril wider than the other nostril), hence the first pic which is an infected nose because of all the damage he has done to it snorting H.
     
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    Do they go for the comedy or just to check the horn out ?
     
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    First, who would be dumb enough to bankroll a 4th special? Not like the others were all that good.
    Second, unique venue is code for the back of the hotel bar at a best western.
    I get it, he needs money for drugs and to pay the bookies, but just die already. He'd be remembered better if he just croaked
     
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    The judge who married us had a prosthetic rubber ear. He was a drunk and crashed his car severing his entire ear. I didn't notice at first, but once I saw it I couldn't look away.