Life's Mysteries

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  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    Where exactly is Funkytown?

    Why don't monster's just hide in the bed?


    Courtsey of Comedy Bang! Bang?
     
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    Funkytown is at the end of Electric Avenue...
     
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    Isn't the "East Side of Chicago" .....Lake Michigan?
     
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    Monsters do hide in the bed sometimes. Just check some guys ugly wife.
     
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    South side of Chicago is the baddest part of town. Watch out for a tree top hustler named Leroy
     
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    Technically, any address with East in it would qualify and since State Street is the "0" North-South street, there are streets east of there, particularly the further south you go. Hoods like Roseland.
     
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    South Detroit. Another mythical place.
     
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    Women /
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Krinkle What?

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    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
     
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    Hey, one of my schools is in Roseland.

    Don't be jealous :rolleyes:
     
  14. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Why is abbreviated such a long word?
     
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    Always been perplexed by the phrase "jumbo shrimp."
     
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    This gets high marks in both the memory recall and tomfoolery categories.