LIFETIMES: If you can avoid it, try not to lick your lady's asshole on a Monday.

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  1. Lucky Pierre

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    I realize sometimes these things can't be helped however, if you have an option, Monday's aren't the best choice. She's all backed up from the previous weekend. All that eating out, drinking, late nights, Sunday brunch. Shall we say a bit bloated?

    Exactly. Now we understand each other.

    Thursdays my friend. Think Thursday.

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    Then and now...

    let's talk about your big butt...
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    It's not for sale

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    Dotty would be such a great fuck. I'd still do her.

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    I remember thinking Simone was hot too at the time


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    Arrivederci baby.... see you in the promised land

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    My dog's name is Lady, what tha fuck are you implying? :dog::tongue:
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Holy crap, that's the psychic lady from Carnivale! Am I crazy or is that her?
     
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    Holy fuck. :omg: Time chisels us all. :omg:
     
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    Would smash. Lulz Drezzer Repair. :jj: