Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 1, 2013.
I will fuck ur family
What's the origin of this HAL is a werewolf thing? I missed it.
So the big dummy is a Werewolf???
Two American college students, HAL Kessler and Jack Goodman, are backpacking across the Yorkshire moors. As darkness falls, they decide to stop for the night at a pub called "The Slaughtered Lamb". Jack notices a five-pointed star on the wall. When he asks about it, the pub becomes very quiet and the pubgoers start acting very strange and hostile. The pair decide to leave, but not before the others offer them pieces of advice such as "Beware the moon, lads" and "Keep to the road." Whilst conversing with each other and wondering what they meant, they wander off the road, onto the moors.
Back at the pub, the owner gets very distressed and suggests that they go after the pair. As she says this, a sinister howling is heard. The rest of the pubgoers, having barricaded the door, decline. Back out on the moors, Jack and HAL have also heard the howls, and they seem to be steadily getting closer. They start back to the Slaughtered Lamb when they realize that they have left the road and are now lost on the moors. A full moon comes out from behind the clouds, and they remember the advice they were given earlier. The noises get steadily closer until they are stopped by a supernaturally large animal. The animal attacks both of them, and kills Jack. The animal is then shot and killed by the pubgoers, who have finally emerged. The beast changes into the dying body of a naked man. HAL survives the mauling and is taken to a hospital in London.
Like WHOA. HAL has nards.
Hi Werewolf Man!
So HAL survived but got infected with the werewolf virus thingie. I get it now.
is that from the brand new picture "OZ"
looks fantastic with the flying fuckstains and shit
HAL's face when he dropped his chicken
I'm not a fucking werewolf!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAL seeing this thread for the first time