News Lil shitty is at his first hotel party!

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    His buddy is turning 13 and his mom got two hotel rooms and let this kid invite a bunch of his friends. I'm hoping he's gonna have a good time.
    Naturally, Mrs shitty is being all "mama bear" and expecting the worst. I'm hoping the kid gets his fingers wet for the first time :hhh:

    This place has an indoor/outdoor pool and a bad ass tiki bar. I'm tempted to crash it.

    @dawg @Anfkid it's been 3 days can we get my modem fixed? :mrpeanut:

    Anyways, I don't think these kids will be drinking or anything. Mrs shitty said that Lil shitty has been making week comments lately.

    @XuXu thoughts on that. You're a parent that advocates pot. :weed:

    Also, my bother Twink is coming I to town from Texas any minute. Party! :beer:

    Sorry if I don't respond right away. You know...
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No girls are going to a motel party at that age.

    Rethink that fingers wet thing. :whistle:
     
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    Herpes
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Hotel parties are what prostitutes that travel from city to city do.
     
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    pot, alcohol, broomsticks, horny boys.....

    not good
     
  7. Lou Loomis

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    Not sure I want to know, but...,, "bother Twink from Texas" ????
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Did he pack a hairbrush?
     
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    Who did what now?
     
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    Hey shitty. This is something between you and @MONK. Best bet in my estimation would be to write him a nice apology email.
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    :coffee: Did you give him some condoms? You know, so he doesn't end up like good ol' Dad with herpes?
     
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  12. Lou Loomis

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    We used to get those adjoining hotel rooms to watch PPV boxing (and raise hell)
     
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    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk

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    No fucking way I'm allowing a 13 year old at a hotel party.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    This is the south. shitty had his first kid at 15 so it's all good.
     
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    I'd hate to be a guest at that hotel with all those fucking brats being loud & obnoxious :mad:
     
  16. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    What you don't wanna hear lil Shivs Jew jokes when you catch him playing ding dong ditch at 3am?
     
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    Monk is on ze vacation vor 6 months. Oh deal
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Well he ordered the other admins to stand down so I guess we'll see shitty in 6 months.
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    :bounce:
     
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    I'd be slipping them all weed & pills to make them mellow out & fall asleep.
     
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