Limey Broads: Kinda Scuzzy

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  1. wife is a whore

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...-out-of-five-women-dont-shower-every-day.html

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    Yes, but the $64K question: Does that makes them Hot & Dirty, or Not-With-A-Ten-Foot-Pole Nasty?
     
  3. wife is a whore

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    Pussy funk will kill my wood, so I think it makes em Blow Job Only.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Only 1/3 of them bathe daily?

    Cripes, I can count on one hand the number of times I've missed a daily shower in 5 years. And it ALWAYS is because I'm very sick.
     
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    Elizabeth the first wrote....."I Bathe once a year...
    Wether I need to or not"
     
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    kinda?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    can anybody verify?
    I've never been to UK to sniff the people.
     
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    They can be as bad as the French........
     
  12. wife is a whore

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    The French are in to hairy, stinky undercarriages though.
     
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    No baths for 3 days, eh? Stewing in their own juices, so to speak.
     
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    Not with those Austin Powers teeth they don't :uwub:
     
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    I don't know how to put this without coming off as a bloody rascist. Its just the way it is. In England, the minority is mostly Indians. And real Indians from India. And Rastafarians.
    You smell them before you see them.

    Its still quite possible to live in a flat where everyone shares the loo. And if you think everyone owns a washer\dryer...think again. Everyone also wears a lot of wool and leather..

    F mutt
     
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    Blow me Baby .... YEAH!
     
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    Makes sense then why they smell like horses. I assume that you're the exception to the rule? :D
     
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    I jacked off before breakfast, and now that I'm done with breakfast, I just want to nap.
     
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    I have and yes, unfortunately. Some of the worst stench I've encountered was on the way home on British Airways with a plane full of Brits. I gagged.
     
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    You can't judge anyplace by the worst of the bunch. If that were the case, everyone would think American women all looked like Honey Boo-Boo's mom, the cast of My Strange Addiction, and Bruce Jenner.

    European girls are fantastic, for the most part, because (not to sound racist) the vast majority are white.

    You know that old stereotype that American women fawn and faint over French and British accents, well it cuts both ways. There's a clear subsect of foreign women who are attracted the attitude, forwardness, and (for lack of a better word) swagger of American dudes.

    As a dude attracted to more Anglo features, going to Europe opens you to a whole new genre of woman.