Lincoln car commercials with Matthew McConaughhey

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  1. Craignor

    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    I have been watching these ads for months. Creepy ads, ugly cars, Matthew looks disheveled, and kind of babbles almost incoherently to himself through the ads, stream of consciousness stuff. He says he has always driven Lincolns, not because they were cool, but "because I like it". That line, if you listen and close your eyes, sounds just like Richard, "because it's mah faaavorite".

    Thought of this yesterday and it cracked me up. Let me know if you get it.
     
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    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    I get it man.
     
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    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    Good thread
     
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    Alright alright alright, ive been driving buicks, well way before anyone paid me too....

    :cwl:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I saw the Jim Carrey impression of it on SNL
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    This ain't hot rod magazine pal!
     
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    The real adds are almost as funny as the parodies.
     
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    They certainly don't make me curious enough to go a Lincoln dealership.
     
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    He actually drives around in a Camaro, he's full of shit with these Lincoln commercials.
     
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    I immediately ran out and bought a Lincoln....what!?
     
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    That's what I love about these Lincolns, man.

    I get older, but they stay the same age.
     
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    I like his Handicar commercials better.

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    Well, I for one aint buying until he's selling:

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    Did you see "The Lincoln Lawyer" ?
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    I love FORD. ..but the commercials are creepy.

    I want to see Lincoln lawyer. LOVE old Lincolns...1963 suicide door convertible. ..omfg!!!
     
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    Lincoln did a study and found the average age of Lincoln buyers was above 65.

    They hired the designer who revamped Cadillac a few years ago, and came up w the CTS.... Trying to grab the 35-50 market.
     
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    That's the connection! Of course! I just though they were really stupid commercials. Now it makes more sense. Good movie BTW (the books are better though, but nothing new there). Thanks for coming in today! :D
     
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    Noting wrong with Lincoln, they make some of the best and most comfortable cars on the road. The town car is famous for a reason. Now this commercial on the other hand...

     
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    I can't stand him. I hate those commercials.
     
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    The Camaro's a piece of SHIT! Yeah, I said it!!
     
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