Lindsay Lohan: Complete Beast or Bad Camera Angle?

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  1. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Holy cow. What a picture. This chick really appears to be pulling the whole Liz Taylor routine: Good looking young woman slowly morphing into a complete beast. Booze bloat? But maybe its just a bad camera angle?

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    Lindsay Lohan Clubbing and Partying In London ... For Big Bucks

    Recovering addict Lindsay Lohan is taking steps to ensure she stays clean and sober ... she's put herself up for hire to spend evenings in bars and nightclubs.
    Sarcasm aside -- we've learned LiLo has hooked up with some Londoners with connections to the city's hottest clubs and other night spots ... and they've negotiated deals for her to make tens of thousands of dollars in appearance fees.
    We're told Lindsay has already made some appearances and more are scheduled ... she's pulling in between $5K - $15K per appearance.
    She claims she's stone cold sober ... in the middle of these boozefests.
    So Oprah, looks like she took your advice, right?

    http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/17/lindsay-lohan-london-paid-appearances-clubs-restaurants/
     
  2. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    seems like a sound plan.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...death pool material.
     
  4. Wesmantooth

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    so ruined :lmao:
     
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    i have seen way worse pics of her, not sure what you are smoking here Captain

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  6. chuk

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    Looks OK to me.
     
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    can i vote for "complete beast" AND "bad camera angle" ??? at this point it's gotta be multiple things conspiring to shed the harsh light of reality on lindsay, who IIRC has basically evolved into being a low-low-end ~$50-100k/night american celebrity "good times girl" for the lower end of arabic royalty who wants to have an american celebrity on their arm for a night out clubbing in london.
     
  9. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I think she fell off the wagon and onto her face and one of wheels rolled over her.
     
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    Coke bloat, face is all jacked. She's done.
     
  11. HubArkishh

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    Was overrated to begin with..
     
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    Nigga you crazy.
     
  13. PI Nate

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    Not true...
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    The most insane part is that she's still just 27...

    Picture her at 37? If she's still alive (not a good bet, probably).

    She was on her way to a major, MAJOR film career and completely fucked it all up. She could have been the next Julia Roberts-level actress... 15-20 mil a film. :facepalm:
     
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    I completely agree with P.N. She was a babydoll. Now, a train wreck. "What in the world ever became of sweet Jane? She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same. Livin' on reds and Vitamin C and cocaine. All a friend can say is 'ain't it a shame?' "
     
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    Freckles, freckles everywhere. :puke:
     
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    [video=youtube;_fbcC5iinXs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fbcC5iinXs[/video]
     
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