Lindsay Lohan exploring Islam

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  1. Humongous

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    Haha! She probably prays 5 times daily facing west towards the bar at the Chateau Marmont.

    From Page Six:

    Lindsay Lohan is embracing her religious reawakening as she studies Islam.

    “I’m a very spiritual person and I’m really open to learning,” the Catholic-born actresstold The Sun on her interest in Islam.

    Lohan, 29, who was spotted carrying a copy of the Koran while tending to her community service in New York last summer, also said there’s more to the text than what many people have been led to believe.

    “America has portrayed holding a Koran in such a different way to what it actually is,” she explained, despite having yet to complete it.

    “I’m not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long,” Lohan said.


    Though the “Mean Girls” star didn’t divulge fiancé Egor Tarabasov‘s religious affiliation, she did share that younger sister Ali Lohan, 22, also shifted views.

    “My sister is Buddhist, but she is interested in learning other things from me. It’s good to be open-minded,” Lohan revealed.

    “We all believe in something and at the end of the day, it all ties to a God or a spiritual adviser,” she added.

    A rep for Lohan confirmed that she is exploring religions.

    “Lindsay has always been very spiritual and is open to exploring all religions and beliefs. She is simply educating herself on other peoples beliefs,” her rep told to Page Six.
     
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    Bag that Face!
     
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    She has always been nuts. Child star syndrome.
     
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    Well, bih has been pooped on by enough dudes in the Middle East, something had to have rubbed off!!!

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    Well we k own for sure that she ain't going to be one the 50 virgins that some Haji bangs in heaven.
     
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    So it's not a real page-turner, I take it?
     
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    As Alah made if bacon
     
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    I hope a bullet explores her
     
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    Because she wasn't despised and hated enough already.
     
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    She has a head start in that she's a woman who can't drive and is routinely stoned.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This is just what she needs. That clitoris was causing her a lot of trouble.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Had to go all the way to Russia to find a rich man backwards enough to think she was still a good catch.
     
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    Have fun wearing a burka, Lindsay.
     
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    A Burka is the perfect outfit for that worn out slag.
     
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    She should just fucking smile and blow me!!!
     
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    I never saw that movie she made with James Deen, but have to assume he raped her during filming. And she never reported it because it was the most loving sex she's ever had.
     
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    ...the only schtick she hasnt used yet for a cheap shot at publicity is claiming she was molested as a child. shes going to end up marrying an old jew, i mean an old shock jock.
     
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    Red hair and freckles, stinky cooter.
     
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    Will she make the pilgimage to see the magic rock? : oy:
     
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