Lindsay Lohan on Oprah

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  1. AuntDolly

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    Just saw a commercial for tomorrow night's interview. Two observations about Miss Lindsay:

    1. Don't wear an orange dress when your skin is already orange from spray-tanning.
    2. Invest in a good support bra. Good Gawd, she hasn't even had her first illegitimate child yet and those boobs are almost navel-level.


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    Netflix's new show: Orange and the old Black
     
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    Boobs look good to me.
    Big and heavy=good times.

    Boobs that is....
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...anybody got her in the death pool?
     
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    Anyone not?
     
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    Oprah? Sure! Type 2 diabetes will get her within 3 years. Right after she loses a foot.
     
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    Oprah looks horrible.
     
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    Are you implying there was a time Oprah looked good?
     
  9. AuntDolly

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    Lol! Outta reps for you.
     
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    She use to be so cute. ..now not so much
     
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    She looks alright (here) to me. I call groupthink.
     
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    Her boobs look great. In ten years she'll be tripping over them.
     
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    You know you're a mess when you're sitting next to Lindsay Lohan and everyone is commenting on how bad YOU look.
     
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    Now's for the living!
     
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    Oprah is the scum of the Earth. She does nothing but exploit victims and lick celebrity asshole. In Lindsay's case, she's probably doing both.
     
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    She'll die when she relapses after being clean for a while like that dude from Glee.
     
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    She was out partying till 4am the day she was released they said. I'm sure she was drinking seltzer:rolleyes:. Rehab means nothing to these tards like her. It's just a waiting time till you can booze and do drugs again.
     
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    But...but..she's about to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom (from a guy who blows up innocent A-rab children.

    Sure, Oprah started a South African school that was ripe with physical, sexual and emotional abuse and, yeah, those students were forbade to talk to their parents and family, but so what! She's Oprah. She's black and fat and her daddy diddled her! All the bad stuff doesn't count.
     
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    She's cute enough for multiple ass-to-mouth just to watch her face collapse in grief again and again. Just does something to the human heart.
     
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    "Why doesn't she come in HERE, Robin. Why dont celebrities ever come here to do interviews, don't they know I'm world's greatest interviewer, a guy pulled his car over and called in just to tell me so. Why does Oprah get them, I want her job doing nothing and getting paid millions, but I have to work and prepare for the show."

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