Lindsay Lohan - Piece of shit

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    In her defense, I guess she came by it honestly. Her parents are studies in dysfunction. She'll get away with this just like she got out of everything else. I wonder if she makes it to age 30.....

    "Anyway, would you like to discuss all of the latest developments in Lindsay’s millionth arrest? She was arrested yesterday morning, after allegedly (!) kneecapping an innocent pedestrian with her cracked-out Porsche in NYC. You see, Lindsay was due at a nightclub around 1 a.m., and she’s super-important, so she was flashing her lights at people trying to get them to MOVE out her way, lest she “accidentally†plow into them, I guess. That’s what crackheads call “fair warningâ€. Here’s what happened since then:


    *In TMZ’s first report of the Cracken’s arrest, they stressed the idea that “alcohol was not involved.†But the alleged victim, Manhattan chef Jose Rodriguez, claims that LL was “slurring her words†and “smelled like alcohol real bad†when she hit him.


    *Rodriguez also says about the incident, “ saw this car come real quick and hit me. I was in so much pain … I fell to the side.†He was treated for torn tendons, and he claims he was given morphine to deal with the pain."
    http://www.celebitchy.com/252604/wa...red_when_she_got_arrested_do_you_have_to_ask/
     
  2. HowieStearn

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    shes just an average skank. with money
     
  3. ApeFace

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    Somehow I suspect Lindsay's lawyers will figure out how to make Jose go to jail.
     
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    I was so shocked to see her back in the news again! Shocked, I tell ya!
     
  5. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    It's amazing what money can by you.....She has to support her entire skank family. I have read rumors that she turns tricks for cash. Reminds me of someone...who could it be???
     
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    Funny how this happens right after she tweeted about Amandas troubles.

    Pot, have you met kettle?
     
  7. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    That's right - I forgot about that!! I also just read that Tila Tequila is now an 'escort'.
     
  8. christ cracker

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    whys he smelling her breath :rolleye: sounds like a stunt to me
     
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    Apparently there is an update on TMZ, she might never have hit him, and he ran after her car.
     
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    retodd should stop trying to get hit by cars moving 5 mph
     
  11. christ cracker

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    no doubt .ive had a problem with hispanics before calling me crazy and it was because they didnt understand english.
    thats not my fault. im not even her fan.
     
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    mmmm....morphine
     
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    I rather spend my extra hundy on the prostitute that JD was in love with
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I hope Lindsay tells her parenrs to fuck off before she dies...
     
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    the charges are probably bullshit and will most likely be dropped. guy just wants attention and if a normal person had hit him he wouldn't have even reported it.
     
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    I'd love to fuck that crazy bitch!
     
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    and by "now" you mean, "always was", right?
     
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    And a few days after her skank mother claimed to Dr. Phil that most of Lindsay's legal woes wouldn't have happened in NY, because she doesn't have to drive. She actually said that.
     
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    "The Cracken." :jj:
     
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    Rodriguez also says about the incident, “ saw this car come real quick and hit me. I was in so much pain … I fell to the side.”
    ....and yet he could smell the alcohol on her....right.