Entertainment Lindsay Lohan planning on fleeing justice and becoming a fugative

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    this dumb bitch thinks she can run...

    I'll Flee the U.S. for Monaco
    Before Going to Jail
    5/16/2015 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
    EXCLUSIVE
    [​IMG]Lindsay Lohan vows to become a fugitive from justice and will flee to Monaco if she doesn't complete her community service on time.

    We know Lindsay is keenly aware of the looming May 28th deadline, and she knows there's a real chance she won't complete her required hours. We also know she's been told she's going to jail if she falls short, and this time she actually believes it.

    So Lindsay has made it clear to friends and family ... if she doesn't get it done, she won't go back to California for her court hearing. She says a very rich friend has a hotel in Monaco and has given her carte blanche to stay indefinitely, and she'll take him up on the offer.

    Thing is ... she can't be extradited for a reckless driving misdemeanor, so authorities can't touch her.

    In the unlikely event she actually completes her community service on time, she says she'll gladly go to court, but then it's definitely off to Monaco.

    Drive safely, Monaco residents.



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/16/linds...bation-monaco-fleeing-vacation/#ixzz3aM7vOPax
     
  2. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR VIP

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    We're just a short time away from her 'stolen' masturbation video that she'll be paid way too much money for.
     
  3. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    There is no doubt she fucks guys for money.

    Every drug-addled broke actress has done it.
     
  4. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Good for her. Since her career ended 7-8 years ago, I'm all for drama/cops/jail/nightclubs.

    At this point, she's not holding up production of anything, so party on Lindsay, nobody cares.
     
  5. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    Pure human garbage. That dumb cunt has had more than her fair share of opportunities to repair her image/career, yet every move she makes just further provers her to be an arrogant, unrepentant douchebag.

    How hard is it to do community service when you have nothing but free time? She could choose to own up to her shortcomings and become something of a role model, but every time it's every opportunity taken to not do what's expected of her.

    I hope she dies in a fire.
     
  6. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Give it some time and Monaco will realize what a waste of time and garbage she is and throw her out.
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    I want this one back :cry:

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  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    How many sheiks and low level banana republic royalty will she have to spread for to be Monaco rich?
     
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  9. Ta Ta Toothy

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    She's already slammed into the wall (and she's not even 30 yet). I think the rich guy means by she can stay at that hotel indefinitely is up until hit hits it full force. Then she'll be calling Skid Row home.
     
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    My friend's father had a Dodge Monaco in the late '70s. It was huge.
     
  11. Chicken Soda

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    Monaco is for rich people. Hasn't she blown through most of her money already?
     
  12. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Sure she can stay there courtesy of some rich guy, as long as she fucks and blows him, then, when hes bored with her, she has to fuck his top clients or shes out on her busted ass.
     
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  13. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Stupid broad. If you're going to do something like this you keep you mouth shut and just do it. I hope they take her passport away.
     
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    I bet her vagina smells terrible.
     
  15. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    "I'll take 'broads I used to want to fuck' for $500...

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  16. Bentknee

    Bentknee Well-Known Member

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    That's one way to get rid of her
     
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    She can hide out at my place... :dontknow:
     
  18. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    She did, and I don't think the OWN show gave her that much money. I'm sure she'll be whoring herself out for the rich men there soon enough.
     
  19. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm sure that they have drunk driving laws in Monaco too. Where will she go when they kick her ass out of there ? Nigeria ?
     
  20. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Fez definitely got her at the right time.
     
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