Sports Lineman Crashes Out Of NFL Combine 40-Yard Dash Due To Dick Falling Out Of Shorts

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    Ouch, talk about some serious dick burn. :jj:






    "Yeah, um Gary, I was thinking maybe we should start having more athletes on the show. You know, like NFL guys - linemen maybe, I don't know. You should probably have them come in wearing their shorts. Yeah, let's make that happen. And make sure you find guys who aren't all up tight talking about stuff like the size of their penis. I think the fans would really like that."

    "Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, who on the staff is best at grabbing screen caps? Scott or JD? I'm just talking about doing enlargements mostly, maybe a little enhancing."
     
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    I HATE it when that happens!

    :spit:
     
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    The 49er fanbase has something to get excited about
     
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    BBC.....
     
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    ride it
     
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    There used to be a version of this gif, or a very similar reaction from howard, cut in with a black dancer dude who looks like he is charging at the camera going "WOOOO!" Anyone have that version, or even know what i am talking about? Might be my all time favorite! :hat:
     
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    holy fried rice what a package on that lucky fella
     
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    That dick gonna be skewering lots of white womens once cutty get paid.
     
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    Wow.....just wow.
     
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    [​IMG]

    always wear a jock
     
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    he's a little small...not that there's anything wrong with dat
     
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    he really balled out at the combine. his 40 yard dash was nuts.
     
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    Go with what you know.
     
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    He was doing fine until he dropped anchor.