News Link: Alison's website says she charges $150 per 50 minute session

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Pretty inexpensive, actually.

    But really, where is the shame in that woman: why isn't she in the Hamptons, whoring herself for a cat hospital, guzzling chardonnay, and figuring out how many dots there are between Howard and the grave?
     
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    Someone has to set up an appointment, make your life seem like Howard's life, and see how she reacts. I would if I lived closer.
     
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    Complain about your 2nd wife being obsessed with kittens and always posting selfies on instagram.
    Spending all your money on $5,000 hand bags and dresses and shoes.
     
  5. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Hey Garypuppet, they're bashing you very terribly in The Bar right now
     
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    She is a highly trained psychoanalytic psychotherapist. Those fees are pretty typical for that level of training and expertise.
     
  7. EmperorsNewCaps

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    I only skimmed a page, but are the denizens of that place typically such unabashed humorless pussies?

    "He's a creepy weirdo! Oh my heavens!"

    Wahhhh, they need to learn how to fucking internet. 2k15, brah, this ain't Reader's Digest.
     
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    :jj:

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    Credit: @todd packer
     
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    Also add at the end, "I think my new wife use to charge a lot more that $150 for an hour"
     
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    Considering the notoriety of her name, her level of training, and loads of other psychoanalysts in her area, I think 150$ is actually quite low.
     
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    blo...leave ze poor voman to live her life...
     
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    I agree...


    i zink
     
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    Therapists will charge what the market will bear, what they feel is fair for them and their time and may also want to target a patient population within a certain economic bracket. Either way it is ultimately a personal decision and for her it is not at all a problem of her needing the money... is it?
     
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    Totally personal decision, and I didn't check to see if her fee is on a sliding scale. Setting fees and whatnot are an inherent part of the clinical process, as marbles are symbolic.
     
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    One in particular is using the fact that call out threads aren't allowed in the Stern Forum to his/her advantage, if there was a call out thread for him/her here it would run for days. Not a day goes by that I don't get a complaint about his/her shenanigans.
     
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    Unless there's a happy ending involved there's no way i'm paying $150.00.
     
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    As you know, it's free on POF o_O
     
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