Lion from Ellen mauls intern to death

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  1. Jon Hein is God

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    I wish the lion would have devoured Ellen.
     
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    Heartbreaking news...
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Name anything 'Cous Cous and you'll have this.......................
     
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    Worst death anyone can suffer, becoming food.
     
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    Boy, that cop's in good shape, huh? :rolleyes:

    So the "protect and serve" thing doesn't extend to dignity, then. :facepalm:

    That's who the lion should've eaten.................food for a week there!
     
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    I am sure the Bar would be interested to hear this.
     
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    good night funny lady
     
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    That lion didn't go crazy. That lion went lion.
     
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    fucking idiot for getting in a cage with a fucking 350lbs lion that can take down a water buffalo ....

    fucking pisses me off that it cost the lion its life... stupid bitch what did she think was going to eventually happen?

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    Wasn't the lions fault.
    :down:
     
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    One of the rules i go by in life is not to fuck with something that could eat me. Seems to have worked out for me so far.
     
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    Fatal encounters

    Fatal incidents involving captive big cats in the United States in the last decade.

    2008:*Broken Arrow, Okla. - A 32-year-old man is killed while feeding a 1,000-pound liger (lion-tiger mix) at an exotic wildlife sanctuary.

    2008:*Sandstone, Ariz. - A woman who owned big cats for Hollywood movies is killed and partially devoured by one of her severely underweight tigers.

    2007:*San Francisco - A Siberian tiger at the San Francisco Zoo escapes its enclosure and kills a teenager.

    2007:*Denver - A zookeeper is killed by a jaguar in the doorway of the exhibit.

    2006:*Duxbury, Minn. - A 500-pound Bengal tiger kills a 52-year-old woman on her property.

    2005:*Altamont, Kan. - A 17-year-old girl is killed by a Siberian tiger while posing for her high school senior portrait.

    2004:*Elizabethtown, Ill. - A man is apparently changing the bedding of his pet lion's pen when he is mauled to death.

    2003:*Millers Creek, N.C. - A 10-year-old boy is pulled under a fence and mauled to death by his aunt's pet tiger.

    2003:*Hennepin, Ill. - The owner of an exotic cats sanctuary is killed by one of two tigers he releases from a building into a penned enclosure for exercise.

    2003:*Adair, Okla. - A handler at an exotic animal park dies after a tiger rips off her arm as she leans against the cage.
     
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    But why? This is a Howard Stern Show-relevant thread. Why would non-Howard fans care about 1) Ellen, a major Howard Stern topic and 2) animals, another major Howard Stern topic?
     
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    They had to name it that because "Fe Fe" and "Cream Puff" were already taken.
     
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    this is bullshi...wait, it had progressive lesbian connections? who am I supposed to blame now?
     
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    Did Ellen previously "rescue" this lion, then promptly un-rescue it?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The family has asked me to invite you to speak at the funeral.