Lips that touch liquor, will never touch mine!

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  1. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I, for one, do not believe in this policy. Ladies, drink up! :beer:

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That sucks for me cuz those chicks are mad fukkin hot yo
     
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    the very front left one might be somewhat bangable. :hump:
     
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    The one right underneath the "H" has some crazy eyes. She may be freaky once you get her out of her girdle.
     
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    is that Aunt Bea also? and why is she holding her arm up? :scratch:
     
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    I think she's pointing up to the sign, but who knows, the town of Mayberry drove her nuts.
     
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    Barney tried to rape her. :jj:
     
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    Well, I wasn't GOING to drink since I'm a bit of a tea-totaler myself, but if you insist...
     
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    I'm not forcing anyone to drink, but you're welcome to if it will increase my chances! :jj:
     
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    With rhetoric like that those dudes will never get laid.
     
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    :jj:

    "We need quiet- not a riot."

    Bud fucking Jamison. Stooge STAPLE!

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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    "Drop the vernacular"

    ("Vernacular? That's a doibey!")