**Liquid Courage Thread**

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SneakAtoke, Dec 19, 2014.

  1. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    True Story.....I've been married 9 years.I finally ask my wife for anal,And she looked at me like Im a fag!...Fuckin Bitch.
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    You made the fatal mistake of "asking" for it :facepalm:
     
  3. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Be a caveman, club her on the head. Drag her by the hair to your cave, and put it in her poopshoot.
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Some chicks are not into strap ons. I've given it, but never asked for it. Not my bag. I guess some chicks are not into that. Pretty kinky. :dontknow:

    Try again at a later date. ;)
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Why don't you just ask "that guy" at work for anal? He's been giving you a vibe, right?
     
  6. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    umm no..
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  7. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Just get a broom handle and do it when she's not home.
     
  8. baci

    baci Well-Known Member VIP

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    Anal ain't all it's cracked up to be..............
     
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  9. Brokenbad

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    A couple of gape videos ought to get those old anal juices flowing.
     
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    I'd try getting her nice and liquored up. Then just inform her that your faggot g spot is located up there and you need her to give it to you.
     
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  11. Dick Nipaolo

    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    Agreed.. You take it.. You go behind, for what see thinks is reg doggy. Then you slip it in, make the craziest face you can. If you can froth, do it. And scare her into riding it out.. Works for me at least..
     
  12. joyceface

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    Why did yo do this?
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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  14. Austinchota

    Austinchota Well-Known Member

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  15. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    :lol:
     
  16. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    There are a few questions that need to be asked before formulating a game plan or giving up.

    Do you have a healthy sex life?

    Is wifey into kinky fun sex or is she lights off missionary?

    Does she use sex toys?

    Does she drink?

    Do you eat her pussy until she cums?

    Do you thumb her balloon knot during doggy?
     
  17. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    The biggest mistake isn't asking about it. It's the 9 years part. You need to set the expectations early. Go apeshit in your first year so that by the 5th anniversary anal is pretty tame.
     
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  18. wife is a whore

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    Yeah, dude wanting kinky sex all of a sudden, after 9+ yrs is rules changing, just like a broad suddenly cutting off the BJs. It will probably take a slow build to get the O-ring, if he has any chance.
     
  19. markluke

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    His chance?

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  20. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Anal is kinda gay. No wait......IT IS gay. Why isn't a vagina enough for you?
     
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