Lisa FUCKING Lampinelli Again

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by booybob, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    God I hate this cunt she is worse on the show than Beth O.
    Wasn't she just on a month or so??
    Today was another day where Wiggy just phoned it in and gave me a reason to turn the channel and not listen to the show.
     
  2. Kamie

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    I don't know that I hate her, but I think she is tremendously UNfunny. Everything that comes out of her mouth sounds so scripted. It feels like she is reading a teleprompter. I tried to watch her cable special (HBO? SHO?), and I could only make 5 minutes. I turned the channel as soon as she came on this morning.
     
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    I like her, but Jesus Christ she likes to lather up Howard's pockmarked ass.
     
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    Can anyone find out if she is represented by Don Buchwald?
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Tracy Morgan, Chris Rock and David Arquette have that effect on me. Lisa's ok.
     
  6. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Any pics? She lost 80 pounds on some stomach surgery...Howard kept lying and said she looked "so gooooood"
    Btw Wiggo said he weighs himself every single day?!?!?
     
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    I would rather listen to Lisa than Howard these days.
     
  8. Frank Snotra

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    She obviously had her balls shortened too, as she gushed over AGT
     
  9. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Lisa was funny at first.. got old quickly though.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You could always turn it off if it upsets you so much
     
  11. BethsZygote

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    [bad upper midwest accent]

    Oh my gawg, these fags all love me

    [/bad upper midwest accent]
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    FAIL
     
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    You could always turn off this website if it upsets you so much
     
  13. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston Well-Known Member

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    I like when she was describing her gastric bypass surgery and Robin feigned ignorance...
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    :eek:she looks as if she's 75...anyone know how old she is? al roker, star jones and now lisa have that gaunt, haunted look to their faces. something seems to happen around the eyes when they get that stomach surgery....they look dry and crumbly.:dontknow:
     
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    she is 51 years old.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she looks like a grandma!!!!!!!!!! she was never a great beauty but she looks elderly.
     
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    The key being "properly prepared"....that's what made the show so good, because they put in the time and effort to make it seem so spontaneous, even though everything was planned...now they don't give a fuck and give us boring bits like Bobo's Treasure Trade.
     
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    Fuck that fat unfunny pig. She's the female Andrew Dice Clay. Arent her 15 minutes up yet?
     
  20. BethsZygote

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    people need fat. when they lose a shit ton quickly, they lose their face fat too, it has fucked many a persons look (including former supermodels who turn 40 and start working out like crazy)

    women better get it while they can, 15-30, after that, its all down hill.