Lisa G, I bought 2 BIG cookies

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  1. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    incase the photoshoot goes that way. Big cookies...REALLY?

    She is sooooooo hoping that she is going to seduce Howard with her sexuality during their HOT photoshoot. Suggesting they need a chaperone... How the fuck can anyone be that delusional?
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Howies bullshit is contagious apparently.
     
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    Titty Taped cookies. Howard is so uncreative.
     
  4. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    What in God's name would make a tiny bra that would fit her cost $200. Why in hell did she feel the need to say she was keeping it as well? Is she planning to use other "props" she bought and then return them after the shoot?

    The best man at my wedding had a GF I couldn't stand. She went on and on bragging about how she bought a $500 dress and $250 shoes for the wedding. She also went on about how she does this all time because she'll just return them after and get her cash back. I felt really bad when I spilt that red wine down the side of her dress and then while trying to back away I happened to step on her shoe and scuff the side up :evil:
     
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    This is the fake story Mike
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    What kind of a baker buys store bought cookies? #tsktsk
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    :lol: good point. She's writing a cookie book and buys the fucking cookies :facepalm:
     
  8. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Finished that sentence with a "Know what I mean?"..............You might be on to something..............
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I'm thinking those tiny CC cookies you get in the vending machines would be more than enough cover for that twats boy tits...............
     
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    Oh, that is a tragedy .... :c
     
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    Here are some things she can do with it.

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    OR....

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  12. Herc

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    Lisa G is a prime example of the new era HSS. Beth Era. Fake and utter shit . . .
     
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    Howard Stern the Ethicist doesn't seem at all conflicted about having his star-struck, eager-to-please employee get naked for him and pose with cookies. There's no way that lame photo idea makes it onto the cover of her book; Howard's just taking advantage of the opportunity to get as much jerk-off material for himself as possible. Let's see how he acts if Letterman decides to photograph one of his female staffers nude.
     
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    So you can take that cookie....and stick it up your..
     
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    i think lisa g is a total pervert. i don't mean in a fun sexual way. she seems quite asexual. i mean in a she likes to rub cookies on her stinky, hairy, heeb snatch before giving to and preferably watching people eat them. she does her whole over the top innocent goody-goody/professional newswoman act to cover up her deviant desires.
     
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    I almost vomited when she suggested she could rub cookie dough on her body
     
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    This!!!!!:puke:
     
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    She's barely a crumble. :cool:
     
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    I don't believe you care for me too much but I have to give you props for the perfect post. :clap:
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...maybe from one of them but thats only because theyre rappers.