Lisa G is a shithead.....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by koabz, May 29, 2013.

  1. koabz

    koabz New Member

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    My theory on Lisa G is: She played hard to get with her pussy while she was young. Now that she is in her 50s, nobody wants to fuck her. She probably hasn't kissed or fucked in years.......
     
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    Maybe it's all for the best? Humanity is better off with her genes out of the gene pool.

    Personally, I think it's all about veal cutlet cunt lips. She''s probably too traumatized and never got the surgery so she didn't date a lot of guys.
     
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    Will she take anal from Ronnie in exchange for book plugs? That is the question.
     
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    Her hymen withered away 15-20 years ago, so she is technically a virgin but a good Jewish attorney could argue otherwise (and she'd like to marry him- as long as his net worth exceeds 3 million)
     
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    She is disgusting. I bet she is stinky.
     
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    She didn't hard to get, she played hard to want.

    Let's list her attributes- they haven't changed in the last 30 years:
    Granny panties
    Hairy bush
    Bad choppers
    Straw hair
    flat chest
    unsexual personality
     
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    Bet she's more dry than a desert
     
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    Sofa King annoying.
     
  10. KjCarson

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    At least she's stayed the course. Most women in this culture are borderline whores until they see wall up ahead.
    Then they look to "settle down" with a "nice guy" and stop cock juggling.:rolleye:

    Lisa G if nothing else has been consistent. Dap.
     
  11. koabz

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    She did that Ronnie stunt for her book. Why didn't she just say, "if we buy her book, she would let Ronnie do something to her"? Thats would have been a better way to do it........
     
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    She is so creative that her idea came from a weather channel. I hate her and Benji equally.
     
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    This. When she spreads her legs, it looks like she's giving birth to a rabbit.